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Re: Am I the only one that got turned into a 'maniac' by the 690
?
DIR By: DaveKubler
Date: October 7, 2014, 5:06 pm
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--- Quote from: Bartlioni link ---
>
> I can zimply zay deez:
>
> What your experiencing is a perfectly normal autonomic
reactive imbalance brought about through extreme stimuli
aggregated through multiple considerations including blistering
acceleration, light weight, graceful handling, and an uncanny
ability to chase deer through open brush. The prevailing
pathology suggests these aggressive stimuli excite the cerebral
cortex inducing radical endorphin production consistent with
hyper sexual stimulation. While several treatment regimes have
been employed including frontal lobotomy, radical mastectomy,
castration, and even stimulating the bottoms of the patient's
feet with a peacxck feather in the more extreme cases, the most
promising results have been obtained through oral consumption of
single-malt whiskey and physical therapy of the vocal chords
screaming: "Heeeeeeeeeyylll Yeeeeeeeeaaaaah" while the patient
laughs maniacally as he / she traverses the arid tundra on a
690e.
>
> "But what does it all mean Basel?"
>
> - Austin Powers
>
> It means: yes, it makes you crazy. But its best (especially
for your nads) to just go with it. This is why I only managed
to put 100 miles on my Harley in the time I put 3000 miles on my
690e. Lord only knows how much single-malt whiskey.
>
> :}
>
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Awesome.....so to paraphrase and put in Readers Digest
version...... you have explained why I get a
raging hard on on the bike RIGHT before I wreck.... makes
perfect sense.
Keep those feathers away from me please.... I think I will
just chase the deer, they are kinda cute.
#Post#: 1915--------------------------------------------------
Re: Am I the only one that got turned into a 'maniac' by the 690
?
DIR By: Bartlioni
Date: October 7, 2014, 5:14 pm
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"I think I will just chase the deer, they are kinda cute. "
Words to live by. A lot less back-talk too. The wrecks sound
like you may be riding with an alcohol deficiency. Single-malt
dude. Doctor's orders. And try to keep both hands on the bar
when those endorphins kick in. I can see that hyper sexual
stimulation could become an issue if you're a righty.
Fortunately I'm a lefty. Bwaaaaaaaa.
;)
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