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#Post#: 42476--------------------------------------------------
Tell a story
By: Shonda Date: May 6, 2024, 4:25 pm
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Tell your story
Here is my story
As I walked down the road, I noticed a big dog approaching me.
My heart skipped a beat as I thought, "Oh no, this dog is going
to attack me!" But to my surprise, instead of growling or
snarling, the dog came bounding up to me with a wagging tail and
jumped up, putting her paws on my shoulders.
Before I could even react, she started licking my face, covering
me in sloppy kisses. I couldn't help but burst out laughing at
the unexpected turn of events. The dog was so excited to see me,
and her enthusiasm was infectious.
As I petted her and scratched behind her ears, I realized that
this big girl was just a gentle giant. Her beautiful stripes
blended in with her gray and reddish-brown fur, and her loving
eyes sparkled with friendship.
We stood there in the middle of the road, enjoying our impromptu
encounter, and I felt a sense of joy and connection that I
hadn't felt in a long time. It was a reminder that even in
unexpected moments, love and kindness can come from the most
unlikely places.
As we parted ways, I couldn't help but smile, feeling grateful
for the encounter with my new furry friend. And who knows, maybe
our paths will cross again someday.
#Post#: 42477--------------------------------------------------
Re: Tell a story
By: Shonda Date: May 6, 2024, 7:43 pm
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This is a basketball story
I gripped the basketball with one hand, feeling the worn leather
beneath my fingers. It was in activity period, and I had snuck
away to the court, eager to get in a few shots. As I stood at
one end of the court, I gazed down to the other end, the basket
seeming impossibly far away.
But I was feeling lucky. I took a deep breath, visualized the
ball going through the hoop, and launched it forward with all my
might. The ball soared through the air, flying the full length
of the court in a perfect arc.
Time seemed to slow as I watched the ball sail towards the
basket. I held my breath, my heart pounding in my chest. And
then, in a moment of pure magic, the ball went through the hoop,
swishing through the net with a satisfying thud.
I couldn't believe it! I had made a full-court shot, and the
rush of excitement was exhilarating. I felt like that was a
lucky shot for me.
As I walked back to class, the basketball still clutched in my
hand, I felt a sense of confidence and joy that stayed with me
for the rest of the day. And every time I stepped onto the
court, I remembered that incredible shot, and the feeling of
luck and triumph that came with it.
#Post#: 42478--------------------------------------------------
Re: Tell a story
By: Shonda Date: May 6, 2024, 8:17 pm
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Here's a short story on playing catch.
Sara and I were enjoying a friendly game of catch, tossing the
baseball back and forth on a sunny afternoon. But then, a
mischievous glint appeared in her eye. "I bet I can hit that
vase," she said, nodding towards a nearby decorative vase.
I immediately sensed trouble. "Sara, don't do it!" I warned her,
but she just grinned and threw the ball anyway. With a sickening
crash, the vase shattered into pieces.
But to my shock, Sara quickly pointed at me and shouted, "She
did it!" I couldn't believe it - she was trying to pin the blame
on me!
Luckily, there were witnesses who saw the whole thing. They
quickly came to my defense, telling the truth about what
happened. Sara's plan to frame me didn't work, and she ended up
getting in trouble for her actions.
As the dust settled, the authorities apologized to me for the
misunderstanding. "We didn't know who broke the vase at first,"
they explained. "We only saw you standing there, and Sara had
already left the scene."
I was relieved that my name was cleared, but I couldn't help
feeling a little disappointed in Sara's behavior. Our friendly
game of catch had turned into a messy situation, and our
friendship was left with a crack in it, just like the broken
vase.
#Post#: 42479--------------------------------------------------
Re: Tell a story
By: Shonda Date: May 6, 2024, 9:43 pm
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Here's a story on racing to class 😁
My friend and I were ready in a race, each of us determined to
reach our destination first. We sprinted along, our feet
pounding the ground, when suddenly a bird flying overhead
decided to bomb my friend's head with a messy dropping.😆
He was mortified, and as we stopped running, he turned to me
with a pleading expression. "Don't tell anyone at school, okay?"
he begged. I couldn't help but chuckle, but I honored his
request and kept the incident to myself.
As we walked together, I couldn't resist teasing him a bit.
"Looks like I won this race, thanks to a little help from our
feathered friend!" 🤣I said with a grin. My friend rolled
his eyes good-naturedly, acknowledging that sometimes you just
can't win them all.
And I had to admit, my friend was usually the faster one, being
a star athlete and all. But on this day, luck was on my side,
thanks to that bird's timely intervention. As we laughed and
joked about it, I reminded him that you can't win them all - and
sometimes a little bit of luck can go a long way!
#Post#: 42480--------------------------------------------------
Re: Tell a story
By: Shonda Date: May 6, 2024, 10:01 pm
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Here's a dance story
I gazed out at the dance floor, my heart racing with excitement.
There was only one dance contest, and it was for couples only.
But I didn't let that stop me. I strode out onto the floor,
ready to dance solo.
At first, people looked at me like I was crazy. But I didn't
care. I lost myself in the music, my feet moving to the rhythm.
A few other couples had entered the contest, but I was the only
solo dancer.
Just as I was getting into the zone, a surprise partner appeared
by my side. Both of us dancing it even brought more couples out
there to dance.
The music pulsed on, The crowd cheered, and I could feel the
energy building. When the music finally stopped, we were
declared the winners!
We grinned at each other, thrilled and exhilarated. And to top
it off, we each received a big cup to drink from – a fun and
quirky prize that matched the playful spirit of our impromptu
dance duo.
As we raised our cups in a toast, I realized that sometimes,
taking a chance and being bold can lead to the most unexpected
and wonderful experiences. And who knows. Never give up just
keep doing your best.
#Post#: 42481--------------------------------------------------
Re: Tell a story
By: Shonda Date: May 8, 2024, 4:31 pm
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Here's a story on a German Shepherd puppy named Max. Max was a
loyal and intelligent dog who grew up to be a brave and selfless
companion. He lived with his owner, including a girl named Tina,
who adored him.
One fateful day, Tina was playing with her Ball bouncing and
throwing the ball and it was knocked into the water Tina was
trying to reach for the ball to get it and suddenly she fell
into a river while playing near the water's edge. The current
was strong, and she was swept away, struggling to stay afloat.
Max, who was playing nearby, saw Tina's distress and sprang into
action.
Without hesitation, Max plunged into the water, fighting against
the powerful current to reach Tina. He grabbed her arm with his
mouth and pulled her towards the shore, refusing to let go until
she was safe.
Thanks to Man's Best Friend quick thinking and bravery towards
the dog, Tina was saved from drowning. Her parents were forever
grateful to Max, who had saved their daughter's life.
#Post#: 42482--------------------------------------------------
Re: Tell a story
By: Shonda Date: May 8, 2024, 4:47 pm
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Here's a story on school trip to six flags
It was a sunny day when the school trip arrived at Six Flags, a
theme park filled with thrilling rides and attractions. The
students were excited to spend the day riding roller coasters
and enjoying each other's company.
As they made their way through the park, they decided to ride
the "Pirate's Plunge," a popular boat ride that simulated a
swashbuckling adventure. But as they reached the climax of the
ride, the boat suddenly jolted to a stop, leaving them stranded.
Me and other students were trapped, and some of them began to
panic. In the chaos, one of the students, Alex, lost his balance
and fell off the boat into the water below.
Luckily, Alex was okay, but the situation was quickly
escalating. As the students waited for help to arrive, when
helped arrived they fixed the problem.
Me and others were hungry so we went to go eat lunch they
started to get restless. Some of them began to throw food and
drinks at each other, starting a full-blown food fight.
That's when I stepped in. and said "Hey, hey, hey! Take a look
at this mess!" I exclaimed. "We can all work together to clean
this up. Let's not make this situation worse than it already
is."
The students stopped throwing food and looked at me, ashamed.
Together, we started to clean up the mess, picking up trash and
wiping down surfaces. It wasn't long before the park staff
arrived to help us out.
I reminded them that we were all in this together. I said. We
can get through this if we work together and support each other.
#Post#: 42483--------------------------------------------------
Re: Tell a story
By: Shonda Date: May 9, 2024, 3:45 pm
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Here is another story
"I remember this one time in Ag class, our teacher took us out
to the farm in his truck. We all got out, and about ten minutes
later, one of the guys put a grasshopper on the driver's side
seat. They told Stanley to come over, saying they had something
to show him. I warned Stanley that it was probably another one
of their pranks to get a rise out of him.
But Stanley went over, saw the grasshopper, and slammed the
truck door shut. I heard the glass shatter inside the door. I
went over and said, 'Stanley, look what you've done!' He told me
he was just trying to scare the grasshopper away.
The teacher came back and talked to Stanley, and I went to speak
with the Ag teacher privately. I told him that Stanley had been
set up, that the others had put the grasshopper in his truck,
but I didn't think it would go that far. I explained that it was
an accident.
The Ag teacher knew it was an accident and would sometimes tease
Stanley about it, saying, 'When are you going to pay for my
broken window?' with a smile. He knew Stanley didn't mean to
cause any harm."
#Post#: 42484--------------------------------------------------
Re: Tell a story
By: Shonda Date: May 9, 2024, 4:50 pm
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Here is a story
"During an Ag trip, we rode on a bus, and the guys in the back
were smoking and dipping tobacco. This was at night, and I was a
dead giveaway, constantly coughing up the smoke! They told me to
stop coughing, but I couldn't help it. They all spat in the same
bottle, and then one of them asked me to throw it out the
window. So, I did... and it splattered all over a girl named
Sherry! She exclaimed, 'What is this crap?' and John Henry
quickly covered, saying, 'Oh, that's just water!' I tried to
keep a straight face, but I couldn't help but chuckle when those
guys knew, and I knew, that bottle was full of their tobacco
spit! I've kept that secret for a long time...
#Post#: 42485--------------------------------------------------
Re: Tell a story
By: Shonda Date: May 10, 2024, 3:57 pm
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Here's a story
Andy complained, "I'm starving! Why are you treating me like
this? You shot me, and this trip has been hell. Now I'm
famished!"
Axel replied, "How about a burger?" Andy hesitated, "I have a
problem with red meat." Axel persisted, "Come on, it's a tasty
burger!" They ate, and Axel joked, "You can afford this, right?"
As they drove, Axel heard Andy's stomach growling and asked,
"You alright, man?" Andy admitted, "I told you, I have a problem
with red meat." Axel teased, "You gotta admit, that was a tasty
burger!"
Moments later, Axel heard another stomach growl and asked again,
"You sure you're alright?" Andy replied, "It doesn't last long."
Suddenly, Andy let out a thunderous fart in the car!
Axel gave him a weird look, then smelled the air and exclaimed,
"Ah, man! Heck no! Let the windows down!" Andy downplayed it,
"It's just a little flatulence." Axel retorted, "A little
flatulence? An elephant could take a crap in the back seat, and
it wouldn't smell this bad!"
Andy pleaded, "Can we just let this go?" But he ripped out
another fart! Axel had had enough, slamming on the brakes and
jumping out of the car to air out the toxic fumes. As he stood
outside, making disgusted faces and cursing the smell, Andy
couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all!
Axel stood outside the car, waving his hand in front of his face
to clear the air. "Man, that's some toxic stuff you're producing
in there!"
Andy laughed, "Sorry, man. I told you I had a problem with red
meat!"
Axel shook his head, "A problem? That's an atomic bomb you just
dropped in there!"
Andy chuckled, "Well, at least it's not as bad as the time I ate
that spicy burrito..."
Axel's eyes widened in horror, "Don't even think about it, man!
I don't want to be anywhere near you if you unleash that kind of
fury again!"
Andy grinned mischievously, "Oh, come on. It's not that bad."
Axel shot back, "Not that bad? You're lucky I didn't roll down
the windows and let the whole city know we're in a toxic waste
zone!"
Andy burst out laughing, "You're such a drama queen, Axel!"
Axel smiled, "Hey, someone's got to keep it real around
here."just wait until I come back at you when you're around
least not expecting it."
A Couple of days later.
Axel grinned mischievously, "You think you got me good with that
fart the other day, Andy? Well, I've got a surprise for you
later.."
Andy looked at him suspiciously, "What did you do, Axel?"
Axel just smiled and kept driving. A few minutes later, Andy
started to notice a strange smell. At first, it was just a faint
hint of something sweet, but soon it grew stronger and more
pungent.
Andy's eyes widened in horror, "Axel, what have you done?!"
Axel burst out laughing, "I got revenge, my friend! I ate a
whole pint of ice cream, drank a gallon of chocolate milk, and
had a side of refried beans. And to top it off, I brought some
stink bombs just for good measure!"
Andy gagged, "You monster! How could you do this to me?"
Axel chuckled, "You started it, Andy. You should have thought
twice before unleashing that toxic bomb on me earlier!"
The car was filled with a putrid smell, a mix of sweet and
savory that was almost unbearable. Andy rolled down the windows,
gasping for fresh air, but it was too late. The smell had
already permeated every inch of the car.
Axel laughed, "You should see your face, Andy! Priceless!"
Andy groaned, "I'm going to get you back for this, Axel. Just
you wait..."
Axel grinned, "I'm shaking in my boots, Andy. Bring it on!"
Andy seethed, plotting his revenge. "Just wait till we get to
the next stop, Axel. I've got a surprise for you..."
Axel smirked, "Oh, I'm shaking in my boots, Andy. What've you
got planned?"
Andy just smiled, a devious glint in his eye. "You'll see. Just
keep driving, Axel. Keep driving..."
Axel raised an eyebrow but kept driving, curious about what Andy
had in store.
When they finally stopped at a roadside diner, Andy burst out of
the car, exclaiming, "Time for lunch, Axel! And I'm buying!"
Axel followed him in, still wary, but his stomach was growling.
Inside, Andy led him to a table and announced, "I've ordered us
a special dish. Something to really test your stomach..."
Axel's eyes narrowed, "What have you done, Andy?"
Andy just grinned, "You'll see. Just wait till the food
arrives..."
When the waiter brought out a sizzling plate of the world's
hottest chili peppers, Axel's eyes widened in horror. "Andy, you
fiend! You'll pay for this!"
Andy cackled, "Revenge is sweet, Axel! Now dig in, partner!"
And with that, the two continued their never-ending game of
pranks and revenge, leaving a trail of laughter.
Axel's eyes lit up with a mischievous grin, "Ah ha! I've got a
plan, Andy! You're going to regret leaving your cigarettes
out..."
Andy looked up, confused, "What are you talking about, Axel?"
Axel just chuckled, "You'll see. Just keep smoking, Andy. Keep
smoking..."
Andy shrugged and continued puffing away, unaware of the chaos
that was about to ensue.
Meanwhile, Axel snuck into the bathroom and mixed up a special
concoction - a blend of stink bombs, itching powder, and a dash
of hot sauce. He then carefully placed the mixture into Andy's
cigarette pack, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
When Andy lit up his next cigarette, he was in for a surprise.
The smoke was laced with the pungent mixture, causing him to
cough and sputter uncontrollably.
"AXEL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!" Andy yelled, his eyes watering from
the noxious fumes.
Axel burst out laughing, "Gotcha, Andy! You should have kept
your cigarettes locked up tighter than your secrets!"
Andy glared, "You're going to pay for this, Axel. Oh, yes.
You're going to pay dearly..."
Andy, still coughing from the first cigarette, thought he had
finally escaped the chaos. He lit up another cigarette, hoping
for a smooth smoke.
But little did he know, Axel had sneaked in an extra special
surprise - a stink bomb loaded into the second cigarette.
As soon as Andy took a puff, the stink bomb exploded, releasing
a putrid cloud of smoke that enveloped the entire car.
"AXEL! YOU MONSTER!" Andy yelled, his eyes watering
uncontrollably.
Axel burst out laughing, holding his sides in laughter. "Gotcha
again, Andy! You should have known better than to mess with the
master of pranks!"
The car was filled with an unbearable stench, a mix of rotten
eggs, gasoline, and burning rubber. Andy gagged, rolling down
the windows in desperation.
"Pull over, Axel! I need fresh air before I pass out!"
Axel chuckled, "Oh, we're not stopping now, Andy. We've got a
long way to go, and I've got a few more tricks up my sleeve..."
Andy, determined to get his revenge, snuck into Axel's car and
removed the spark plugs, knowing it would cause chaos when Axel
least expected it.
But that wasn't enough. Andy had a few more tricks up his
sleeve. He snuck into Axel's luggage and found his underwear,
then discreetly applied a generous amount of Liquid Heat, a
notorious hot sauce, to the fabric.
Axel, oblivious to the impending doom, continued driving,
whistling a tune.
The next time Axel started his car, it wouldn't budge. He got
out, puzzled, and popped the hood to investigate. That's when he
discovered the missing spark plugs.
"ANDY! YOU SNEAKY DEVIL!" Axel yelled, laughing.
But little did Axel know, the real surprise was yet to come.
When he put on his underwear this morning realizing it burns ,
he let out a blood-curdling scream.
"AAAGH! MY UNDERWEAR IS ON FIRE!"
Andy burst out laughing, "Gotcha, Axel! You should have kept
your pranks to yourself!"
Axel danced around, trying to cool down his scorching underwear,
vowing to get his revenge once and for all.
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