DIR 2017/01/01
  TEXT What? You mean 2017 has finally started?
   DIR 2017/01/05
  TEXT Bad airline! Bad! No beignets for you!
   DIR 2017/01/07
  TEXT “Every time the shipper takes away a pallet from the shipping room, the server times out within two seconds.”
   DIR 2017/01/08
  TEXT Some random facts of the day, for no reason at all
  TEXT Notes on an overheard conversation at a high end restaurant in Boca Raton
   DIR 2017/01/10
  TEXT To be fair, Trump doesn't want to kill his own Vice President
  TEXT You thought I was joking when I said that Microsoft is a bank with a hobby in software
  TEXT It's that epiphany when you realize you went to high school with someone you see on television