DIR 2015/09/01 TEXT “Wasting my time? Okay, I'll waste your time.” DIR 2015/09/02 TEXT I, for one, am still awaiting our self-aware robotic overlords DIR 2015/09/03 TEXT The times were simpler back then DIR 2015/09/04 TEXT Boatmurdered, or how I learned to stop worrying and flood the forests with lava DIR 2015/09/05 TEXT Some impressions of DynASM TEXT Of course it's slower, but I didn't expect it to be quite that bad TEXT When an issue requires a clone to resolve, I think the bus number is a bit too low DIR 2015/09/06 TEXT I'm sorry, but I have to unfriend you—you're a credit risk DIR 2015/09/07 TEXT Some more usless µbenchmarks checking for integer overflow DIR 2015/09/08 TEXT “a cage for half a dosen of hennys or chekyn to have with yow in the galey, for ye schal have nede unto them meny tymes.” TEXT I don't think anybody actually uses this instruction DIR 2015/09/09 TEXT “You've not experienced Shakespeare until you've read it in the original …” TEXT Oh my god! The radio just went to 11! DIR 2015/09/10 TEXT Up-up and away DIR 2015/09/11 TEXT In search of … the original Key Lime Pie recipe DIR 2015/09/12 TEXT Stories about a software company DIR 2015/09/13 TEXT Thread and a large red ball DIR 2015/09/14 TEXT I think there's a lesson here in simplicity, but I'm not sure what DIR 2015/09/15 TEXT Oh wait … this is an art project, isn't it? DIR 2015/09/16 TEXT It was twenty years ago today, that Crash Override taught us to HACK THE PLANET! DIR 2015/09/17 TEXT Made from the heart of a fallen star and forged in the fires of a master smith is a knife that can even impress Anthony Bourdain DIR 2015/09/18 TEXT Not feeling the love TEXT Breakin' the law! Breakin' the law! Scufflaws breakin' the law! DIR 2015/09/19 TEXT It. May. Cause. Paranoia. As. A. Side. Effect. How hard is that to understand? DIR 2015/09/20 TEXT The near futility of encryption key management DIR 2015/09/21 TEXT You had one job … and … you did it? DIR 2015/09/22 TEXT Even knowing the secret of a magic trick you can still appreciate the skill and artistry of the presentation TEXT But wait! I thought you had to create the universe first! DIR 2015/09/23 TEXT It's … the Muppet Show? DIR 2015/09/24 TEXT It appears that my high school is now a day care center for delinquents DIR 2015/09/25 TEXT Crazy Town DIR 2015/09/26 TEXT The fight for the smallest chess program is intense DIR 2015/09/27 TEXT It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine DIR 2015/09/28 TEXT Good for Oregon DIR 2015/09/29 TEXT The map that does not end TEXT No, it's the Muppets DIR 2015/09/30 TEXT Hey FaceGoogleMyBookPlusTwitterSpace, you're feaking me out!