DIR 2008/06/09 TEXT The time, where did she go? TEXT A nuclear family DIR 2008/06/10 TEXT A job in a place that's even flatter than Florida … DIR 2008/06/11 TEXT “Close only counts in horseshoes and global thermonuclear war” DIR 2008/06/12 TEXT Prejudicial pandering or subtle satire? DIR 2008/06/13 TEXT Now why would they do a silly thing like that? DIR 2008/06/14 TEXT Framed TEXT Kung Fu Panda TEXT It's not even in the “It's so bad it was well worth the price” category … DIR 2008/06/15 TEXT Chromatic scales and other painful things DIR 2008/06/16 TEXT Even Jim Davis finds a Garfieldless Garfield enjoyable … TEXT “So why raise taxes again?” DIR 2008/06/17 TEXT Ghoti TEXT “I plead the Fifth … ” DIR 2008/06/18 TEXT You know, Cameron really was a dark character TEXT Deconstructing Racter DIR 2008/06/19 TEXT Great, now we get the onslaught of “Kung Fu <animal>” movies TEXT Oh no! Not Sweden … DIR 2008/06/20 TEXT Steven Spielberg And The Curse Of George Lucas TEXT At least now I get to make my own hours … TEXT Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. TEXT For those with more time than money DIR 2008/06/23 TEXT Don't even ask what my second act would be … DIR 2008/06/24 TEXT Dodging black ICE to do a job … TEXT Interview with a Fed DIR 2008/06/25 TEXT A Garfield strip in which we learn Garfield's real name TEXT George W. Bush saving the world from the Oil Cartel DIR 2008/06/26 TEXT Unintended consequences TEXT Not the source code to the database, the data in the database … DIR 2008/06/27 TEXT Some musings on bloated software and software performance TEXT A sea of memory DIR 2008/06/28 TEXT Beating the Brand DIR 2008/06/29 TEXT Feeling secure vs. being secure TEXT Notes on some notes from back in the day when we gave ourselves grandiose titles to make up for the lack of grandiose salaries DIR 2008/06/30 TEXT “So, am I fighting Spider-man, or Robin Hood?” TEXT “But then, as Nietzsche said, convictions are more dangerous foes of truth than lies.”