DIR 2008/01/01 TEXT Merry New Year! TEXT “I notice your oeuvre is monochromatic.” DIR 2008/01/02 TEXT A rather disturbing state of affairs regarding a tire and some leather TEXT “It's all fun and games until your code gets cancer.” DIR 2008/01/03 TEXT … and here I thought the Lego Millenium Falcon was overkill … TEXT Yes, I could search any number of online forums for an answer, but in nearly every case, the default answer would be “upgrade to the latest version and try your luck again,” followed by “I'm sorry, I didn't think of that particular case … ” DIR 2008/01/04 TEXT One more time into the breech with a speech impediment TEXT One last time? Okay, make that two last times … DIR 2008/01/05 TEXT Belaboring the inanimate equus pleonastically DIR 2008/01/07 TEXT Figures … TEXT Cursor * 10, an amusing fourth dimensional game TEXT I think this horse is beyond glue now … DIR 2008/01/08 TEXT I wonder what it could all mean … DIR 2008/01/09 TEXT So, does this make this a Day 11, or Day 20? TEXT Money as debt DIR 2008/01/10 TEXT What we have here is a failure to have good days DIR 2008/01/11 TEXT I think I've turned into a programming curmudgeon DIR 2008/01/14 TEXT Money money money … money TEXT Money money money … money, Part II TEXT Money money money … money, Part III TEXT Money money money … money, Part IV DIR 2008/01/15 TEXT Hey! When did Cracked become good? TEXT Hyperland DIR 2008/01/16 TEXT If humans cause global climate change, then God might exist after all DIR 2008/01/17 TEXT They never mentioned the aluminum cans in writing class … DIR 2008/01/18 TEXT Enso is free DIR 2008/01/21 TEXT Did you ever have one of those days where you could have sworn it was a Tuesday, because it “felt” like a Tuesday, only it wasn't a Tuesday, but a Wednesday instead? TEXT It can't possibly generate comments worse than some I've seen TEXT “I don't even like babies!” or Notes on the Type of Conversations I Often Have Around Here DIR 2008/01/22 TEXT As for me, I would have loved to have been homeschooled TEXT From the “What were they thinking” Department … DIR 2008/01/23 TEXT KXTA—Homey Airport, Nevada. Home to Hangar 18. TEXT I think he'd win, too! DIR 2008/01/24 TEXT Two stories about green teens DIR 2008/01/25 TEXT Passage DIR 2008/01/28 TEXT Heh DIR 2008/01/29 TEXT “Mommy! Make it stop!” TEXT The end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine DIR 2008/01/30 TEXT I didn't realize comic books had story boards TEXT Gee, another Lisp written in Lisp DIR 2008/01/31 TEXT Virtual Green Stamps