DIR 2007/08/01 TEXT I also think he'd be pissed that his image is being sold for profit by eeeeeeeeeevil Capitalists DIR 2007/08/02 TEXT Ugh DIR 2007/08/03 TEXT This is way better than just feeding mayonnaise to tuna fish DIR 2007/08/04 TEXT A noisy melancholy DIR 2007/08/05 TEXT A reverse captcha DIR 2007/08/06 TEXT Development work for a change DIR 2007/08/07 TEXT “And now the fighting begins … followed by a light salad.” TEXT Gollum sings DIR 2007/08/08 TEXT Not going at all … TEXT Snippits of an overheard conversation at Lester's Diner around 11:30 pm DIR 2007/08/09 TEXT Stupid date tricks TEXT Books that don't exist DIR 2007/08/10 TEXT The climate may or may not be heating up, but the debate sure is DIR 2007/08/11 TEXT The next breakout videogame-to-movie movie DIR 2007/08/12 TEXT While the Bible might be the literal Word of God, it would have behooved Him to have created Xerox a bit sooner than He did. TEXT Data mining for fun and profit DIR 2007/08/13 TEXT “You are in a twisty maze of passages, all alike … ” TEXT Ramblings about search engine optimizations and bandwidth utilization DIR 2007/08/14 TEXT And here I thought my bandwidth drop in mid-2002 was due to implementing an RSS feed for my site DIR 2007/08/15 TEXT Great! Future civilizations will come to the conclusion that Woody Woodpecker destroyed ours. TEXT “Michelin—Tastes so good cats ask for it by name.” DIR 2007/08/16 TEXT Notes on an anti-spam system TEXT Hey, they have a hard enough time predicting the weather ten days from now. What makes you think they can get it right a century from now? DIR 2007/08/17 TEXT An offer I can't refuse? DIR 2007/08/18 TEXT I think I'll go crawl into bed now TEXT You'd think that after sixteen years someone would have fixed this problem by now. DIR 2007/08/19 TEXT More notes on an anti-spam system DIR 2007/08/20 TEXT Progress DIR 2007/08/21 TEXT Work DIR 2007/08/23 TEXT Quick update before I pass out again DIR 2007/08/27 TEXT Back from the Dead TEXT And my blog's back from the dead as well TEXT “A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?” TEXT M.U.L.E. TEXT I can't rightly refuse an offer if it's not offered, now can I? DIR 2007/08/28 TEXT The Average Human DIR 2007/08/29 TEXT That has got to be one of the coolest doors I've ever seen … DIR 2007/08/30 TEXT Next time, I want donuts TEXT “But the sharks did have head mounted laser beams.” TEXT I would have thought it would be mighty uncomfortable with all that sand blowing around … DIR 2007/08/31 TEXT Buying grades TEXT It's because of this nonsense that I run my own server