DIR 2007/07/01 TEXT Monkeys DIR 2007/07/02 TEXT Food. At a restaurant. DIR 2007/07/03 TEXT The dreaded “Early Morning Call” DIR 2007/07/04 TEXT Blowing things up with alien technology TEXT “Houston, we have a problem … ” TEXT “I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free, living under a system of Law, without systemic corruption and I can blow stuff up for fun, not for survival.” DIR 2007/07/05 TEXT There is a difference between routing and blocking … TEXT Notes on an overheard conversation between a customer of the Monopolistic Phone Company and Technical Support on an email issue DIR 2007/07/06 TEXT “And together, they must save Elvis from the Illinois Nazis.” DIR 2007/07/07 TEXT How Ricky Bary Harbord can be a pregnant former First Lady DIR 2007/07/08 TEXT Some thoughts on health care while my dislike of Michael Moore comes through, and a small tangent thought on cheap computers DIR 2007/07/09 TEXT “Ooh, look! A Monopolistic Phone Company Repair Van in its native habitat!” TEXT Cross-eyed and brain-fried DIR 2007/07/10 TEXT They certainly know how to time power outtages around here TEXT There's a reason why a feature that takes five minutes to implement takes ten hours to code … DIR 2007/07/11 TEXT But it will still save on electricity TEXT Then again, no two people on any given airplane paid the same amount. DIR 2007/07/12 TEXT Idiocracy DIR 2007/07/13 TEXT Power DIR 2007/07/14 TEXT Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix DIR 2007/07/15 TEXT An analog clock TEXT You know, Mussolini did make the trains run on time … TEXT A moving experience, that's for sure DIR 2007/07/16 TEXT Hidden in the books TEXT Software wise, we're still in the mid-1980s it seems DIR 2007/07/17 TEXT Busy day DIR 2007/07/18 TEXT “Energy problem? What energy problem?” TEXT Stupid Twitter Tricks DIR 2007/07/19 TEXT Speaking of Bruce Willis films, Hudson Hawk wasn't a bad film either TEXT I hate it when I have to troubleshoot the tools required to troubleshoot the actual problem … DIR 2007/07/20 TEXT Email woes TEXT But on the other hand, wouldn't Snape also know she's a Death Eater? DIR 2007/07/21 TEXT Six Words For The Day DIR 2007/07/22 TEXT Eight Words For The Day DIR 2007/07/23 TEXT Class notes from the School of Hard Knocks DIR 2007/07/27 TEXT I never did handle stress well TEXT Our customer wasn't the only thing down this week … TEXT Coca Cola and jam butties TEXT Life at Casa New Jersey via snippits of email TEXT Email woes II TEXT Why yes, I am making up for lost entries this week. Why do you ask? TEXT My Life, not with the Thrill Kill Kult, but with the Monopolistic Phone Company DIR 2007/07/28 TEXT With a large enough hammer, anything will fit! DIR 2007/07/29 TEXT You know, if my Page Rank™ wasn't so high, I probably wouldn't have to do this. Ah, the price of fame … DIR 2007/07/30 TEXT Actually, I've gotten over the cravings and now wish to divest myself of these classic computers TEXT A satirical look at satire. Or is it? DIR 2007/07/31 TEXT Going once … going twice … TEXT Stupid CSS tricks