DIR 2007/05/01 TEXT 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 TEXT Which version was I using again? DIR 2007/05/02 TEXT Yeah, yeah yeah, I know … if it ain't broke, don't fix it. But we're phasing out that equipment … DIR 2007/05/03 TEXT Fixing code DIR 2007/05/04 TEXT Polyglut redux redux DIR 2007/05/05 TEXT Responsible party DIR 2007/05/06 TEXT Another silly date meme TEXT “Oversight? What oversight?” TEXT Junk science vs. junk science DIR 2007/05/07 TEXT Why do I keep doing this to myself? DIR 2007/05/08 TEXT How desperate do you have to be to spam someone? DIR 2007/05/09 TEXT But I have to ask, “What exactly is the appeal?” TEXT How to make a film in just eight hours TEXT Because I'm told to do these things. DIR 2007/05/10 TEXT “Common sense? We don't need no steeenkin' common sense!” TEXT How desperate do you have to be to spam someone? Part II DIR 2007/05/11 TEXT A Panel from a Richie Rich comic devoid of any context and presented here without comment DIR 2007/05/12 TEXT The only way to travel DIR 2007/05/13 TEXT Maybe I'll get a film done someday … DIR 2007/05/14 TEXT Lies, damned lies, and mandated government charges on your phone bill DIR 2007/05/15 TEXT A light delay in my investigative reporting … TEXT How desperate do you have to be to spam someone? Part III DIR 2007/05/16 TEXT “Hey, let me own that for a while!” DIR 2007/05/17 TEXT Stuck DIR 2007/05/18 TEXT At the saltmines DIR 2007/05/19 TEXT I've seen my share of sunrises, but I never get up for them. TEXT Spammers—can't live with them, can't take them out behind the shed with a sawed off double barrel shotgun … DIR 2007/05/20 TEXT The Odd Couple TEXT Yet another restaurant story I can tell DIR 2007/05/21 TEXT Small forays into multiprocessing programming DIR 2007/05/22 TEXT We've just spent the past two weeks mucking with their network and this is what we get. TEXT Murphy was laughing at me all along DIR 2007/05/23 TEXT More forays into multiprocessor programming TEXT More steampunk Star Wars stuff DIR 2007/05/24 TEXT Small forays into multiprocessing programming II DIR 2007/05/25 TEXT “Stop all this silliness at once!” DIR 2007/05/26 TEXT I am so going to hell over this DIR 2007/05/27 TEXT IP Maps DIR 2007/05/28 TEXT A Lazy Memorial Day Celebration DIR 2007/05/29 TEXT This is what I get for trying to prove to myself that I'm not lazy. TEXT A frightening minor epiphany on computer user interfaces DIR 2007/05/30 TEXT … on the other hand, if it was an IBM Model M … DIR 2007/05/31 TEXT I learned this lesson years ago TEXT Alas, it's also not based upon the IBM Model-M TEXT “That's your problem!”