DIR 2004/11/01 TEXT “And how many words was that again?” DIR 2004/11/02 TEXT President Noah Body DIR 2004/11/03 TEXT “Oooh! Ahhh! That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.” TEXT An early Thanksgiving list DIR 2004/11/08 TEXT Price shock DIR 2004/11/09 TEXT If it's not English, of course it must be foreign TEXT How to succeed in business without really trying DIR 2004/11/10 TEXT The Office DIR 2004/11/11 TEXT Of course the bank is closed! TEXT I ain't got no password. You ain't got no password. They ain't got no password? Where the heck's the password? TEXT Reason #2.71828182845904523536 I hate PHP DIR 2004/11/12 TEXT All is almost right with the (working) world TEXT 100,000 digits of e DIR 2004/11/13 TEXT Reason #3.1415926 I hate PHP DIR 2004/11/15 TEXT Reason #1.414213562 I hate PHP TEXT This is not a keyboard TEXT Grass is always greener on the other side of the roof TEXT Your friendly neighborhood Big Brother TEXT Talk about ironic advertising DIR 2004/11/16 TEXT My Lunch with Windows TEXT Keyboard Dundee DIR 2004/11/17 TEXT A fifeen part review of a 6,000 page comic DIR 2004/11/18 TEXT Philosophical conumdrum found on a bag of microwavable popcorn DIR 2004/11/19 TEXT Calls from the Help(less) desk DIR 2004/11/22 TEXT nervous dizzy sleepless TEXT “Yes, you are the only one who understands this stuff … ” TEXT Control panels DIR 2004/11/25 TEXT Gobble gobble DIR 2004/11/26 TEXT Put those pesky kids to work DIR 2004/11/27 TEXT Machines coughing TEXT The IDE Divide DIR 2004/11/30 TEXT I guess …