DIR 2000/01/01
  TEXT It's the end of the world as we know it
  TEXT The garage is over there, but you can't park there …
  TEXT V2_OS and other strange brews
  TEXT We're Microsoft. We don't have to care.
   DIR 2000/01/02
  TEXT Move along, nothing here …
   DIR 2000/01/03
  TEXT Sickness
   DIR 2000/01/04
  TEXT Sickness past, but sleep still eludes …
  TEXT One potato, two potato …
   DIR 2000/01/05
  TEXT Sick, part N
  TEXT The local Internet2 POP
  TEXT A Clockwork Orange Owl
  TEXT Linux bite) the Watt Tripoli!
   DIR 2000/01/06
  TEXT You have got to be kidding!
  TEXT Yes, I am clinically insane … 
   DIR 2000/01/07
  TEXT iApple's iCEO iNtroduces iMac's iDisk
   DIR 2000/01/11
  TEXT I hate you, you hate me, let's be business partners!
  TEXT The Guy I Almost Was
  TEXT I think programmers forget this sometimes …
   DIR 2000/01/13
  TEXT And this is your government on drugs
  TEXT There are drugs, and then there are drugs
  TEXT “Hi, I'm an annoying computer program calling you to sell … ”
  TEXT The Chairman is dead … long live the Chairman!
   DIR 2000/01/17
  TEXT Hi. I want to be a recovering system administrator …
  TEXT “Uh, I think my mouth exploded … ”
   DIR 2000/01/19
  TEXT “If I tell you what I do, I have to kill you … ”
   DIR 2000/01/22
  TEXT Dancing with the Devil
   DIR 2000/01/26
  TEXT Secret agent man
  TEXT Tiajuana libel
  TEXT Mild Mild Wreck
   DIR 2000/01/27
  TEXT How do I get there from here?
  TEXT White people with dreadlocks. What a long strange trip it's been.
   DIR 2000/01/28
  TEXT “We liked your site so much, we want you to submit it to us!”
  TEXT How about an Electric Daniel Webster?
  TEXT And how about an end-run around Open Source?
  TEXT My celebrity match is …
   DIR 2000/01/30
  TEXT Now that's darned rude!
   DIR 2000/01/31
  TEXT a visit to Obnoxico, Inc.
  TEXT Camquest
  TEXT Who owns who?
  TEXT Repairs