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                                And now we wait
                                        
Well, let's see …

  1. Food … ✓
  2. Water … ✓
  3. Shutters … ✓
  4. Clean porch … ✓
  5. Batteries … ✓ (except for 6 volt batteries—we didn't get any in time)
  6. Gas … ✓
  7. Kerosene … ✓
  8. Generator … ✓
  9. Obsessively checking the National Hurricane Center [1] for updates … ✓

Nothing much more to do than to wait.

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Are we there yet?

[1] http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/

Email author at sean@conman.org

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