* * * * * Notes on an overheard conversation at a local BBQ restaurant that plays both types of music—country AND western “Oh no!” “What?” “Now I'm earwormed!” “With what?” “Save a horse, ride a cowboy [1].” “Wasn't that the plot to ‘Brokeback Mountain [2]?’” [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9ZbuIRPwFg [2] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388795/ Email author at sean@conman.org .