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                        A disturbing lack of spam poetry
                                        
The graylist daemon is working [1]. And that's great, but there's one
downside to it that I've just now realized: I'll no longer get spam poetry.

In other words—amusing subject lines, like:

* Access Error Headline functionality has been disabled from your intranet.
* likeable blood clot
* cantankerous abstraction
* cocoa powder bootlegger [I especially like this one —Editor]
* load bearing dust bunny
* Anyway, it's all good now and I owe Tom a Krispy Kreme or something.
* Milli Vanilli: The Movie

(yes, they're all real subject lines from spam I've received over the years)

Alas, I guess I'll have to live without spam poetry from now on.

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2007/09/06.1

Email author at sean@conman.org

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