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I offered a cheap Nigerian scam knockoff letter [1], but no one wanted it.
Mike Cohen [2] did me one better by obtaining a Nigerian scam knockoff
letter, but, coming from a GEORGE WALKER BUSH about oil investments in Iraq
[3], was much better than the chap Nigerian scam knockoff I was pushing. 

But now, I have a genuine, Nigerian scam letter! It's a bit on the low side
though—US (United States)$3,825,000. But it is an authenic Nigerial letter!
First come, first serve!

Come on, I know some of you out there have yet to receive one! First one to
ask gets it!

Anyone?

Bueller? (Ferris Bueller's Day Off) [4] Bueller? (Quotes from “Ferris
Bueller's Day Off”) [5]

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2003/01/29.1
[2] http://www.mc-development.com/~mike/
[3] http://www.mc-development.com/~mike/archives/2003_01.html
[4] http://us.imdb.com/Title?0091042
[5] http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0091042#qt0034030

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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