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                 Forget antiglobalization—we're already there …
                                        
> **From:** Sean Hoade <XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX>
>  **To:** Sean Conner <sean@conman.org>
>  **Subject:** A smile for you
>  **Date:** Sun, 5 Jan 2003 19:41:17 -0600
>  
> 
> Con—
> 
> I found this amusing, but you've prolly already seen it. Just in case …
> 
> Keep smilin',
>  Hoade
> 
> > What is globalization, one may ask.
> > 
> > Well, below here is probably the best example on the definition of
> > globalization.
> > 
> > Question: Explain “globalization?”
> > 
> > Answer: Princess Diana's death
> > 
> > Question: How's that?
> > 
> > Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
> > French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a
> > Belgian who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian
> > Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using
> > Brazilian medicines!
> > 
> > And this is sent to you by a Russian-Jewish Canadian, using Bill Gates'
> > technology which he stole from the Japanese. And you are probably reading
> > this on one of the IBM clones that use Philippine-made chips, and Korean
> > made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,
> > transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians and
> > finally sold to you by a Chinese!
> > 
> > That's Globalization!
> > 
> 

Well … there isn't much else to add to that I'm afraid … 


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