* * * * * That's not Andrew Jackson, that's Jeff Conaway [1] [2] Here's why I wanted Andrew Jackson's picture [3] from the U. S. $20 bill. When the bills were first introduced, besides thinking they don't look like real money, I felt that the image of Andrew Jackson looks like that of actor Jeff Conaway, [4] known for playing Bobby Wheeler on Taxi [5] and Zach Allan on Babylon 5. [6] When I bring this up, most people are like “Who?” and I'm going “Jeff Conaway … you know … the dude from Taxi,” and all the time I'm getting blank stares from people, or the scrunched up face of concentration as they try to remember this semi-familiar name from a TV show from 20 years ago. But now I have proof! Photographic proof no less! And for the record, Jeff Conaway has a Kevin Bacon [7] number of two. [8] [1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2002/03/05/andrew.jackson.jpg [2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2002/03/05/jeff.conaway.jpg [3] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2002/03/05.1 [4] http://us.imdb.com/Name?Conaway,+Jeff [5] http://us.imdb.com/Title?0077089 [6] http://us.imdb.com/Title?0105946 [7] http://www.cs.virginia.edu/oracle/ [8] http://oracleofbacon.org/cgi-bin/oracle/movielinks?firstname=Kevin+Bacon&game=1&secondname=Jeff+Conaway Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .