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                  Being John Malkovich's Production Assistant
                                        
> “Come to think of it, this whole PA thing is going to get in the way of my
> upcoming Mexico pharmaceutical foraging adventure. Why, I've been
> stretching my anal cavity for weeks! What a waste.”
> 

So, I guess that's what it's like being John Malkovich's Production
Assistant. [1]

[1] http://www.beingjohnmalkovich.com/pajournal/index.html

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