You enter a vast room with a huge rusting train nestled in its center. 

The train has the face of a leering rat. 

Static crackles on the intercom as the train speaks to you: 
"It's been years since I've seen any new faces around here. My name is Jaimie!  What brings you to my humble abode?"
"I'm trying to find all the secrets inside this terrible place. I...I hope they'll be the key to saving the world." You stammer.
"Don't worry about that. I'll sort everything out by taking the train back to the past." The rat says, laughing hideously. "Now then, if you want to help me, you'll have to get inside that van over there."
"The van?"
You look around wildly.  There is no van.  Have you missed something? Some clue?

"What... What van?"
"The one the maintenance guys use to transport me around. You must have missed it. Let me help you."
"How?"
The rat grins, and licks its lips.

"You should know... You brought me here yourself."
"No I didn't! This is my first time even ENTERING this room!" you protest. Sure, your memory isn't the greatest lately but...surely you would remember having some sort of... Train delivery job???
"Well, you did or you wouldn't be standing here talking to me now. Now, let's get you over there." The rat commands.
You are so confused. 

You refuse.

"No.", you say.