You find a small table against a wall. 

On top of it is a sign reading "Remember to Hydrate :) :) :)" and a tall glass.

Inside the glass is an entire, steaming potroast.  

You don't...THINK it should be possible for such a large roast to fit inside such a tall glass.

You get a bad feeling about this, but you reach out, anyways, to touch it, and the glass explodes in your face. 

When you can see again there is shards of glass and bits of still steaming roast covering EVERYTHING.

You...do not think this is going to hydrate you.

You wish you'd listened to that foreboding feeling.