If only you were NotTheseus, you muse. Then you could use some NotYarn to make your way finally out of this horrible maze.

But what would NotYarn even be? String? Thread? Aren't those all the same thing?

reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/c03kr/whats_the_difference_between_yarn_and_string/

Ah. Excellent. Glad that's cleared up.

You find -3 Gopher Gold!