You try to open the door behind JR and hear a delighted little giggle as a brick wall is revealed behind it.

They crow about how clever they are, to have fake pathways like that. They sound insufferably smug about it, too.

You stalk back the way you came and do your very best to keep your temper. 

Even if they ARE just text in a file on a server, you don't want to risk upsetting the person having control of all of reality.