There is a vial of an unidentified clear liquid here. You do not trust it.

There is a second container, this one more of a little bowl, of a viscous red fluid.  You also don't trust it.

Scrawled on a napkin, you read: http://farragofiction.com/AudioLogs/?passPhrase=Marinara_Sauce

Ah yes.  Of course. 

This explains everything.