Subj : Re: Todays Blooper
To   : Mike Powell
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Thu May 19 2022 01:10:00

Mike,

 >     Due to the lack of sign-ups, the voluntary cleanup day at
 >     the church is now mandatory.

 MP> Does that mean that if I don't sign up or participate, that I need to
 MP> find a new religion?  :)

  It sounds like the opening line from "The Muppet Movie", where Kermit
is in the swamp in the boat, and he tells this creature "I'm lost"...
and the creature replies "Have you tried Hare' Krishna??". <G>

  Are you asking for a friend?? <BG>

  I'm sure Reverend Will B. Dunn and Sister Bertha Better-Than-You would
love to have you. <G>

  I'm also reminded of the joke where the preacher faced his congregation
one Sunday, and confronted them with someone spreading false rumors. It
appears that someone had accused him of being part of the Ku Klux Klan.

  The preacher said "The individual who started this needs to confess,
and repent, and to be restored to fellowship". No one said a word.

  The preacher repeated it, and this attractive young lady stood up.
Trembling, she said "Preacher, I never said you were a member of the
Ku Klux Klan. I just said you were a grand wizard under the sheets!!".

  The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted dead away, and the
congregation eruputed in raucous laughter!! <BG>

Daryl

.... A lawyer is the larval form of a politician.
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