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       We are sorry to inform you, that 3.2 million credit card
       numbers of our customers have been stolen from our
       website, but...
       
       The fucking master hackers used vectors we really
       couldn't have prevented to glimpse into our database.
       But we have since watched a YouTube video on cyber
       security, so it will never happen again.
       
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