Subject: Ruminations -- October 9, 2003 From: Top5 Productions Date: 10/09/2003 11:56 PM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== Ruminations for October 9, 2003 -=++=- I don't fit in with either political party. I can't be a Democrat because I like to keep the money I make, but I can't be a Republican because I like to spend that money on drugs. (Conor Regan) ================================================================== L O S E W E I G H T N O W ! Fast, easy and *fun*! With ClubTop5 and ClubRum, the deluxe versions of our Top5 and Ruminations lists, you'll laugh your ass off! http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== From the Ruminations Archives... I bet a few people would get it wrong but I think a good trivia question would be, "What's the average daily temperature in Hell?" (Jeff Chastain) Join ClubRum and get 10 Ruminations every day! Learn more at http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2003, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com The Daily Probe (news satire) probe-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== =========================================================== Refinance to get cash! All credit types welcome! Just fill out one easy form and get up to 4 loan offers. http://click.topica.com/caabu4RclvXF9a67KMbf/ NextReflex =========================================================== --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com TOPICA - Start your own email discussion group. FREE! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/create/index2.html --^----------------------------------------------------------------