Subject: Ruminations -- October 13, 2003 From: Top5 Productions Date: 10/14/2003 04:02 AM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== Wonder how our Club subscribers like their lists? "Your product is superb -- I can't think of any changes I'd make." "ClubTop5 is great! I even like the Haikus! Keep up the good work! "ClubTop5 is absolutely wonderful!" "I can only think of a few times when I haven't laughed out loud." "Simply the best newsletter on the web!" "The list has only gotten better and better over the years." "ClubTop5 is my oasis during my work day. Thank you." "It makes me laugh at least once every day, guaranteed." "This is the best productivity reducer around!" "I have never once regretted my ClubTop5 or ClubRum subscriptions. "The daily lists are part of my life now. Don't ever stop." "Just keep it coming!" ClubTop5: http://www.topfive.com/html/ClubTop5.shtml ClubRum: http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== Ruminations for October 13, 2003 -=++=- As part of my community service obligation, I offer this tip for owners of sporting goods stores: You'll save the system a lot of time and money if you stop referring to them as "free weights." (Lil Owens) ================================================================== From the Ruminations Archives... When life gives you lemons, make lemon beer. (Katie Munson) When life gives me lemons, I throw them at people I don't like, because I don't care for lemonade. (Niles Eastman) Join ClubRum and get 10 Ruminations every day! Learn more at http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2003, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com The Daily Probe (news satire) probe-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== =========================================================== Empower your Team with Remote Access. GoToMyPC Pro provides your organization with instant remote access to email,files, applications and network resources in real time. FREE TRIAL: http://click.topica.com/caabu5nclvXF9a67KMbf/ ExpertCity =========================================================== --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com TOPICA - Start your own email discussion group. FREE! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/create/index2.html --^----------------------------------------------------------------