Subject: Ruminations -- November 17, 2004 From: TopFive Date: 11/18/2004 04:28 AM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== Ruminations for November 17, 2004 NOTE FROM CHRIS: I've received a handful of nicely worded complaints that TopFive's shopping cart software was acting up a bit over the weekend, and some people who tried to take advantage of my guilt via the "Chris Feels Guilty!" sale were unable to do so. Suckers! There never WAS any sale!! Heh heh. Just kidding. The shopping cart has been fixed and the sale has been extended until midnight Friday (11/19). It won't be extended any further because all of my guilty feelings have long since dissipated. Once again: Buy a subscription (new or renewal) to ClubTop5 and/or ClubRum at the regular price and I'll throw in TWO extra months at no charge. Go here: http://www.topfive.com/html/chris_feels_guilty.shtml -=++=- I never felt disappointment toward my open-minded parents until the day I realized the Cross-Dressing Barbie they gave me was really just Ken in a miniskirt. (Leah B.) ================================================================== Join ClubRum and get 10 Ruminations every day! Learn more at http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== From the Ruminations Archives... As I watch old cartoons, I often wish I could be one of those good angels who sit on your right shoulder. That way, I could give you good advice and keep you out of trouble -- and then I'd take a peek down your blouse and you'd never even know it. (Mike Cunningham) ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2004, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== Your free subscription is supported by today's sponsor: ------------------------------------------------------------------- Amazing Diet Patch The fastest - Easiest way to lose weight! Try it now FREE! http://click.topica.com/caacOlIclvXF9a67KMbf/MyDietPatches ------------------------------------------------------------------- --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com For Topica's complete suite of email marketing solutions visit: http://www.topica.com/?p=TEXFOOTER --^----------------------------------------------------------------