Subject: Ruminations -- March 9, 2004 From: Top5 Productions Date: 03/10/2004 05:37 AM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== Ruminations for March 9, 2004 -=++=- The worst part about being Medusa wouldn't be turning people to stone on sight, but rather the unavoidable bad-hair days when one of her snakes is digesting a rat. (Larry Hollister) ================================================================== From the Ruminations Archives... If they made the game where you flush the toilet halfway through urinating, and try to time the end of the flush with the end of your urination so as to not get any urine into the fresh water, into an Olympic event... I bet I wouldn't even place, cause man, I just ain't no good at that game. (George MacMillan) Join ClubRum and get 10 Ruminations every day! Learn more at http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2004, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== =========================================================== Need to find the right school to fit your needs? CollegeInformation.info has already found it. Get educated on your future – degrees, financial aid and more! http://click.topica.com/caabZurclvXF9a67KMbf/ College Info =========================================================== --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com TOPICA - Start your own email discussion group. FREE! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/create/index2.html --^----------------------------------------------------------------