Subject: Ruminations -- January 29, 2004 From: Top5 Productions Date: 01/30/2004 06:25 AM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== Ruminations for January 29, 2004 -=++=- I guess I should be grateful that the therapist from the stress hotline talked me out of bringing a gun to work today, but I gotta say it's a bitch trying to make arrests with a banana in my hand. (Col. Klink) ================================================================== Ruminations Books! In two flavors: "Ruminations... on Love" and Brad Simanek's "Slightly A'musing" http://www.topfive.com/html/books_reg.shtml ================================================================== From the Ruminations Archives... So the other day, I was naked with a finger wedged deep in my ear and snacking on rice cakes soaked in soy sauce while balancing on one foot on a pyramid of delicate china cups and saucers, and I thought to myself, "Oh my God, I've become my father!" (Bob Roth) Join ClubRum and get 10 Ruminations every day! Learn more at http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2004, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== =========================================================== Your opinion counts! You have three chances to win $100 in our brief marketing surveys. Each time you complete one of our three surveys, you have a chance to win one of the ten $100 cash prizes. Just click on the link now: http://click.topica.com/caabR7wclvXF9a67KMbf/ Val Rad Survey =========================================================== --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com TOPICA - Start your own email discussion group. FREE! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/create/index2.html --^----------------------------------------------------------------