Subject: Ruminations -- February 4, 2005 From: TopFive Date: 02/05/2005 09:20 AM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: topica@topfive.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== Fresh New Ruminations for February 4, 2005 -=++=- I loved my old job when I could hide in my cubicle and spend the day farting around. Instead it's just work, work, work here at the baked bean methane-research lab. (Brad Simanek) http://www.slightlyamusing.com ================================================================== Join ClubRum and get 10 Ruminations every day! Learn more at http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== I'll never again pick up somebody at a bar for a one-night stand, now that my financial advisor has warned me against those "pump-and-dump" schemes. (Kim Moser) ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2005, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== Your free subscription is supported by today's sponsor: ------------------------------------------------------------------- Christian Poetry Contest! FREE Entry for a chance to Win $50,000 in Cash Prizes & get Published! http://click.topica.com/caac8uzclvXF9a67KMbf/Christian Poetry ------------------------------------------------------------------- --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com For Topica's complete suite of email marketing solutions visit: http://www.topica.com/?p=TEXFOOTER --^----------------------------------------------------------------