OFFICIAL POLISH SEX QUIZ
                                                            TRUE   FALSE

         1.  A clitoris is a type of flower.                ____   ____

         2.  A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.                 ____   ____

         3.  A vulva is an automobile from Sweden.          ____   ____

         4.  The term "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.    ____   ____

         5.  A fallopian tube is part of a television set.  ____   ____

         6.  It is dangerous to have a wet dream under
             an electric blanket.                           ____   ____

         7.  McDonald's Golden Arches is a phallic symbol.  ____   ____

         8.  A vagina is a medical term used to describe
             heart trouble.                                 ____   ____

         9.  Fellatio is an Italian dagger.                 ____   ____

        10.  A menstrual cycle has three wheels.            ____   ____

        11.  A G-String is a weapon used by G-Men           ____   ____

        12.  Semen is a term for sailors.                   ____   ____

        13.  An anus is a Latin word denoting a period
             of time.                                       ____   ____

        14.  Testicles are found on an octopus.             ____   ____

        15.  Cunnilingus is a person who can speak four
             languages.                                     ____   ____

        16.  Asphalt is a medical term to describe
             someone with rectal problems.                  ____   ____

        17.  Kotex is a radio station in Dallas, Texas.     ____   ____

        18.  Masturbate is something used to catch a
             large fish.                                    ____   ____

        19.  Coitus is a musical instrument.                ____   ____

        20.  Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.              ____   ____

        21.  An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.      ____   ____

        22.  A condom is an apartment complex.              ____   ____

        23.  A rectum is what you are for taking this test. ____   ____