.    . .15 Ways to annoy your neighbour. .   .

1: If you have an alarm, set it off, go out and leave the alarm 
   blaring all day.

2: Get your pets to shit in their yard.

3: Occasionally, throw over an orange peels, apple cores, 
   ciggarette buts and any other waste materials you have. 
   Also, throw any slugs, snails or other plant eating creatures 
   into their garden.

4: Spy on them and when they see you, wave at them and continue 
   to spy.

5: Turn on some Death Metal at 2am (full blast of course), turn it 
   off when they complain and after 5 minutes, turn it back on 
   again at an even louder volume.

6: Do anything loud late at night or early in the morning (or 
   all the way through until early in the morning).

7: If they have a flower or vegatable garden, make sure you 
   make a 'quick' path over it, if you ever need to get home 
   in a hurry.

8: Bomb threats, Knick Knocks, Prank Calls are always fun.

9: Act really wierd. EG Invite them over for dinner, and when 
   they turn up, tell them to "Get off your property" and then
   ring the police.

10: Grow plants they are allergic to right on the 
    fence, and when your neighbours ask you to chop the plants down, 
    tell them that the plants are endangered, or protected under
    federal law. If they have a pool, grow a tree right over 
    it so the pool gets filled with leaves.

11: Get all their mail, open it (and read it if you like), and 
    when you give it back to them, tell them it was delivered 
    to  your house by mistake, and then comment on something in
    their mail like, "Gee you've got a small salary for such a
    nice house'.

12: Show off any new or expensive things you get that they do 
    not have. EG If they do not have a computer, put your 
    computer where they can see it. If you have an expensive 
    car, never put it in your garage. Always have it on the 
    driveway.

13: Borrow their lawnmower and return it empty of fuel and/or 
    create a leak in the fuel tank. Borrowing things and never 
    returning them is also a lark. When they complain that you 
    haven't returned something, claim it is yours.

14: Plant some marijuana seeds in their garden in an obscure 
    place, and once the seedlings have developed, dob them in 
    to the police.

15: Ring them up at about noon, and when you finish the 
    conversation, leave your phone off the hook and play 
    elevator nusic into it, so when they pick up their phone, 
    all they can do is listen to music. It also makes their 
    phone engaged, and of course they cannot call anyone either.
    If they complain, tell them it was an accident and then do 
    it again the next day for twice as long.