If brains were gasoline you wouldn't have enough to drive a piss-ant's
go-cart around the inside of a cheerio.

Hey!...The Milwaukee police are looking for you......yeah..they took
an inventory of Jeffery Dahmers apartment and they were short one
asshole..

Must you be a pothole in the highway of life??

Your father screwed a plant and raised a blooming idiot..

You better hope there is life after death.... it will be your only
chance for a real life!

If a guy is giving a girl a rough time and says, I'd do anything to get
into your pants, she can tell him to roll in cotton batten and be her
maxipad.

I wouldn't spit in your ear if your brain was on fire

I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his guts was afire.

Or how about this anti-putdown - I'd crawl half a mile on my hands and
knees over busted glass, just to smell the steam off her p*ss, she's
that f*ckin' nice.

If your brains were converted to dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to
blow the kneecap off a flea.

If clues were shoes, you'd go barefoot.

We could never replace you - we don't know what you ARE!

If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave it's ass and make it
walk backwards.

You're so ugly , your pshyciatrist makes you lie face down .

If I were to give a you a penny for your thoughts , I'd have change
coming .

I stuck up for you today .... Someone said you weren't fit to eat with
the pigs , I said you were .

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny...

     You English pig-dogs!  Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly
person!  Ah blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur Keeeng"!  You and all
your silly English Knnnnnnnnnnn-iggets!!!

     Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal
food-trough wiper!  Ah fart in your general direction!  Your mother was
a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

     Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

Better not sit down:  Brain damage is irreversable.

I heard you were such an ugly kid your mother breast fed you through a straw.

Someone told me you eat sh*t sandwiches.  I immediately picked up for
you:  "No, he doesn't.  He doesn't like bread".

If brains were dynamite you couldn't even blow your nose!

You're so ugly , that when you were a kid , your Mother had to take you
everywhere wuth her because even she was afraid to kiss you goodbye !

Is that a pimple on your ass or a brain tumor?

She's so ugly, it looks like her face was on fire and someone
put it out with a chain.

If brains were money and battleships were a nickel apiece, she
wouldn't have the down payment on a friggin' kayak!

She was so dumb that she had to stand on a chair to raise her IQ!

You're telling me to eat sh*t?  OK!..but what shall I do with your
clothes?

Is that your face?......Or an open wound? 

When you were born, the doctor took a look at your ass, then at your
face and then said "Look!  Twins!!"

You're so ugly that when you go to a proctologist
he sticks his finger in your mouth....