From: Doug Harter's Initial Logs Processor Subject: HUMOR Digest - 2 Jul 1993 There are 3 messages totalling 53 lines in this issue. Topics of the day: 1. Tales of the unexpected 2. 3. A proverb for the 4th of July ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 2 Jul 1993 15:34:04 METDST From: Yeroon van den Berg Subject: Tales of the unexpected Billy is in the bar and he has had quite a few already. At two o'clock, another round is offered, and although he knows he shouldn't, he takes another beer, simply because they taste just too well. Anyway, after the final beer, he gets up from his stool and immediately drops on the floor. That was not what he had expected. He knew he had had some, but this... All right, he tries to get up but again he falls. After some more attempts, he gives up and decides to crawl home. At the door of his house he assumes it is better not the stand up, since he will almost certainly fall over again and wake up his wife. So he crawls quietly to his bed and slips in without his wife noticing it. The next morning his wife speaks to him furiously. "Have you been drunk again last night?" Billy is surprised and asks her how she knew. "Well", she says, "they just called from the bar that you had forgotten your wheelchair!" Yeroon. ========== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Jul 1993 15:31:49 -0400 From: Lee Bradley Subject: I read in the paper that a boy had been born in Israel, and he had no eyelids. When he was circumcised, the doctors used the foreskin to make eyelids for the lad. Everything worked out fine, but he was a little cock-eyed. ========== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Jul 1993 18:51:41 -0500 From: "Joel L. Seber ... CH210" Subject: A proverb for the 4th of July Always remember, He who goes forth with a fifth on the Fourth may not come forth on the Fifth. - unknown ========== ------------------------------