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From: Kaz Kylheku <433-929-6894@kylheku.com>
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Subject: A Hacker Went to C
Date: Wed, 6 Dec 2023 21:11:04 -0000 (UTC)
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Something to sing with your kids,
to the tune of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOA3he2Gv4M

A hacker fetched some C C C
To C what he could C C C
But all that he could C C C
What a segfault in the deeply nested C C C

Far across the C he went
Far across the C he went
Far across the C he went
Until the day night was over

He googled low and high, high, high
For a workaround for to try, try, try
But the patch would not apply, 'ply, 'ply
A tear was in his eye, eye, eye

Far across the C he went
Far across the C he went
Far across the C he went
Until the night was over

He dropped to a level low, low, low
To step it nice and slow, slow, slow
But when he got to the place where it blows, blows, blows
GDB would nothing show, show, show

Far across the C he went
Far across the C he went
Far across the C he went
Until the day was over

He spent another night, night, night
But still couldn't see the light, light, light
Then he saw some spaces white, white, white
In the patch that weren't right, right, right

Far across the C he went
Far across the C he went
Far across the C he went
Until the night was over

The hacker whipped out sed, sed, sed
As fast as could be said, said, said
He could see it in his head, head, head
The patch now would be read, read, read

Far across the C he went
Far across the C he went
Far across the C he went
Until the night was over

-- 
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