X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,2672b335a0df9a04,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2004-02-26 22:52:42 PST Date: Fri, 27 Feb 2004 16:07:58 +1000 From: ABCGi Reply-To: abcgi@yahoo.com User-Agent: Mozilla Thunderbird 0.5 (Windows/20040207) X-Accept-Language: en-us, en MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: What happened to Tran's ASCII farts? References: In-Reply-To: Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: 220.244.55.98 Message-ID: <403edeaf$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au> X-Original-Trace: 27 Feb 2004 17:07:43 +1100, 220.244.55.98 Lines: 110 NNTP-Posting-Host: dnews.tpgi.com.au X-Trace: news-syd 1077862316 dnews.tpgi.com.au (27 Feb 2004 01:11:56 -0500) Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!sn-xit-02!sn-xit-01!sn-xit-05!sn-xit-09!sn-xit-08!supernews.com!12.120.28.37.MISMATCH!attla2!ip.att.net!news-peer-west.sprintlink.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-syd!dnews.tpgi.com.au!tpg.com.au!not-for-mail Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:1392 Sharky wrote: > In alt.ascii-art, pat says... > > >>I re-visited the group after an extended absence, and what >>a disappointment: no more daily ascii farts. >> >>Is it known what happened to Tran and why he stopped posting? > > > Apparently he's taken an extended vacation from the group. > > > ASCII Art Fart for February 12, 2004 > > Classifying Women > > _______ > ( _____ ) WE FALL INTO THREE CATEGORIES !!!!!!! > / / - - \ \ > | |-O-O-| | 1. FRIGID BITCHES > |( () )| 2. DISGUSTING WHORES > | \ \_/ / | 3. PARAPLEGICS > / --- \ > (___) (___) > > http://www.asciiartfarts.com/20040212.html My current fav, Tran seems to be getting wussy in his/her/its old age; http://www.asciiartfarts.com/20040223.html :YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-M !!!!!YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-M--M !!!!!!!!"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.-'- .'|| !!!!!!!!!!!!!YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-:-:'| .-' || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M || .-' | | || oooooooooo!!!!!!!M || | | | || XXXXXXXXXXXb!!!!!M || | | | || $$$$$$$$hdXb!!!!!M || | | | || $$$$$$$$$dXb!!!!!M || | | | || $$$$$$$$$pXb!!!!!M || | | | || XXXXXXXXXXXb!!!!!M || | | | || PPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!M || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M dm __ || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M `MM. _,MMb || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M `MMm ,MP' __ ,m || | | | || !!!!!!!!!MMMMM!!!M `MMYMMF dMMoMMMMMM"MM || | | | || !!!!!!!!!M###M!!!M dMMMMMMm. "' qMMMMMP ' || | ' ...-==| !!!!!!!!!MMMMM!!!M YMMMMMMMP "MMMM" || .--''' dMM| !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M `MMPP'. _mmMPmmmYMmmmm. || +---== `````"| !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M ,mMMMMMMMmMMMmMMMMMMMMMMMMMm8MPPM|| | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M dMMMMMMM$""'MMMM'MMMMMMMMM' || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M ,dMMMMMb ' MMMMMMM' || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M ;MMP `MMM. MMMMMMM || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M 8MM `MMP mmmmmmmmm || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M ' " dMMMMMMMMMb || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M ,MMMMMMMMMMMM || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M MMMMMMMMMMMMMY || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M 'MMP MM8 || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M MM$ 8Mb || | | | || =================M YMM dM' || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M ]M[ dM || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M [:dg:] `Mb YM || | | | || #################MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM`-.'-._ | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' :: :: `-..`' | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!' ::. ::. `-.,`-..|| !!!!!!!!!!!!!' '::: ::' `-._ | !!!!!!!!!!!!' :::: ::' `-| !!!!!!!!!!!' ::::: :::' | !!!!!!!!!!' '::::: :::' | !!!!!!!!' ,::::: ::::' | !!!!!!!' ,:::::: ::::; | !!!!!!' ::::::: :::::\ | !!!!' :::::::: ::::::' | !!!' :::::::: ::::::: | !!' ::::::::: :::::::: | ' ':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;:::. | ;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::' | `;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::' | `:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ | `:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ | Y::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::' | ____________________________;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;___________| MOMMY I'M GOING TO STAB YOU TO DEATH WITH THIS STRANGELY SHAPED KNIFE WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING SERIOUSLY IT'S A KNIFE NOT A TEDDY BEAR LOOK WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE MY WORD ON THIS IT'S REALLY A STABBING OR PERHAPS BLUNT INSTRUMENT OF SOME KIND WHICH IS REALLY CAPABLE OF DOING SERIOUS DAMAGE PARTICULARLY TO SOMEONE WHO IS UNCONSCIOUS JESUS WHY DO WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION EVERY TIME I BRING THIS UP YES I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S A HARMLESS FUZZY TEDDY BEAR BUT IT REALLY IS A LETHAL INSTRUMENT PARTICULARLY WHEN USED BY A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL NO I'M NOT A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL I'M A GODDAMN THREE YEAR OLD BUT I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE A POINT FINE IT'S A FUCKING TEDDY BEAR BUT I'M STILL GOING TO SMOTHER YOU WITH IT -- ABCGi http://codemonkey.sunsite.dk My RL http://codemonkey.sunsite.dk/projects/beyond MP 1.5 http://codemonkey.sunsite.dk/projects/maxpayne Home http://abcgi.fly.to - abcgi@yahoo.com