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I don't think any of you will have seen these before, if you have then
sorry!  They're from http://www.colintheowl.com, which is a pretty new
site in the world of ASCII.  Hope you enjoy the cartoons!  The site
contains 30 Colin The Owl cartoons, and a few Derren Brown's School
Days episodes - more to come!

COLIN THE OWL
                                          ~~
          Hi Colin, what you doing down   00
          by the lake? Taking a moment    \/    __
          of quiet contemplation,-------- ||   / /
          away from the frantic pace of   ||__/ /
          modern so-called 'life'?       / ___ |
     ^_^                                 |   / |
    /o~o\ ---- Nah. I just drowned one   |  /  |
   /  v  \     of your cousins in here.  \____/
  / /   \ \                               |  |
    \   /                                 |  |
-\  "' "'     /-----\                     |  |
  -----------/       \                   /| /|
    "' "'             \                  oo oo
    /   \              \---------------------------
  \ \   / /                              oo oo
   \  n  /                               \| \|
---------------------------------------------------

                                       )___
             Just making sure he       )O  \    __
            /doesn't bob up to      ---  V||   / /
           / the surface.          /      ||__/ /
          /                       /      / ___ |
     ^_^ /                       /       |   / |
    /o~o\               Cool.----        |  /  |
   /  v  \                               \____/
  / /   \ \                               |  |
    \   /                                 |  |
-\  "' "'     /-----\                     |  |
  -----------/       \                   /| /|
    "' "'             \                  oo oo
    /   \              \---------------------------
  \ \   / /                              oo oo
   \  n  /                               \| \|
-----------------------END-------------------------





COLIN THE OWL
                                         -----------   /---\
         --Oh Jesus! What the---?       /  ___      \  |oo-|\
        /                              /  / __||     \ |---| \
       /                              /  / /  ||        \--/  \
      /        Colin, I have come to /   ||   || |-------      \
     /         claim your soul. Come/    \|  {---|  _____       \
    /          with me now, there         \   {__| /   /        |
   |           can be no second chances       || |/   /    |    |
   \                                          ||      |    |    |\
    \  ^_^                                    ||      |   /|    | \
     \/o~o\                                   ||      |  / |   /   \
     /  v  \                                  ||      | /  |  /    |
    / /   \ \                                 ||      |/   | /     |
      \   /                                   ||      /----|/-\    |
      "' "'                                   --           /   -----
--------------------------------------------------------------------
    There must be something I
    can do! How about a blowjob?
    |                            ___
    |  That won't save you      /---\
    |  this time.   ___   ----- |oo-|\
    |              / __||       |---| \
    |             / /  ||        \--/  \
    |             ||   || |-------      \
    |             \|  {---|  _____       \    Hyuk ---- (o)(o)
   ^_^             \   {__| /   /        |     hyuk!   @  <>  @
  /o~o\                || |/   /    |    |               ====
 /  v  \               ||      |    |    |\               /\
/ /   \ \              ||      |   /|    | \             >||<
  \   /                ||      |  / |   /   \             ||
  "' "'                ||      | /  |  /    |             LL
                       ||      |/   | /     |
                       ||      /----|/-\    |
                       --           /   -----
--------------------------------------------------------------------
                    ___
                   /---\  ------------
                  /|-oo| /       ___  \
                 / |---|/      ||__ \  --Oh, WHAT?
                /  \--/        ||  \ \
               /      -------| ||   ||
              /       _____  |---}  |/    I could see
              |        \   \ |__}   /     your pants.
              |    |    \   \| ||               \
             /|    |    |      ||                \       (o)(o)
            / |    |\   |      ||                 ------@  <>  @
           /   \   | \  |      ||                         ====
           |    \  |  \ |      ||                          /\
           |     \ |   \|      ||                         >||<
           |    /-\|----\      ||                          ||
           -----   \           --                          LL
-------------------------------END----------------------------------




DERREN BROWN'S SCHOOL DAYS
                                    |~~|
                                    |  |
        Derren, out of my way!      |00|
       /I'm bursting for the        |< |
      / toilet! Quick!           ---\O /
     |                          /    #/
     |                         /    /  \
     |       No, wait... look /    ||  ||
     |       into my eyes.   /     ||  ||
     |       You don't need to     ||  ||
  ~~~~       go to the toilet.     ||  ||
 /   O       You do NOT need       VV  VV
 |@   C      the toilet.            ====
 |    |                            |   |
 \    <---Yeah, that's right.      | | |
  \__/    I don't even slightly    | | |
  /  \    need to go anymore!      | | |
 |   ||                            | | |
 |   ||                          __| | |
 |   ||                         |_ __| |
 |   ||                           |____|
------------------------------------------
                                    |~~|
         ARGH! I pissed my pants!   |  |
         I'll get you for this,     |00|
         Derren Brown!              |< |
         |                     -----\- /
         |                    /      #/
         |                   /      /  \
         |                  /      ||  ||
         |      Heh. I love/       ||  ||
         |      doing that.        ||  ||
  ~~~~   |                         ||  ||
 /   O   |                         VV  VV
 |@   C  |                          ====
 |    | /                          |   |
 \    0/                           | | |
  \__/                             | | |
  /  \                             | | |
 |   ||                            | | |
 |   ||                          __| | |
 |   ||                         |_ __| |
 |   ||                           |____|
--------------------END-------------------