X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,8daacd61db6949b9 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: "Prudence" Subject: Re: IMPORTANT! Date: 1999/09/29 Message-ID: <7st69q$j1f$1@autumn.news.rcn.net> X-Deja-AN: 530712724 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit References: <37A208B0.56036A7E@xs4all.nl> <37A30613.D3C86A22@xs4all.nl> <37A32261.379B7E78@xs4all.nl> <37f17fdc@206.103.97.91> X-Priority: 3 Followup-To: alt.ascii-art Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 X-Complaints-To: abuse@rcn.com X-Trace: Rg2a0jY/utF1HJF7ExZstNBCKBI0DKWGuuQ3IzsI3jM= X-MSMail-Priority: Normal Mime-Version: 1.0 NNTP-Posting-Date: 29 Sep 1999 14:04:42 GMT Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art JRO wrote in message news:37f17fdc@206.103.97.91... > >1 .:, ______ , > >2 , ) \_ \ > >3 /, )___ \ > >4 ___/ -. _ - ) \ > >5 \ M;) /M) /` ( > >6 / | _ ( _ ) > >7 , \ \_) , : ) / > >8 ( .____ C\ ; > >9 \ __ \ \/ > >10 ) )/ ) \,___ ___ > >11 / ___ __; _ X \, > >12 ( /. X. ' XV ,\ > >13 \ ./, Xx YXX. :|:,, > >14 \`| _ XXXX. ,XXXXA \ , > >15 ., \/ /\ZXXXXZSxcSZXXXXSt \.i > >16 :,.. / /,,jSXXXXV 'XXXSXf, \ :\ > >17 .: , / \ |i .,__- .,;;,:ittII+. > >18 .:+++iii, / _ __ +RBBBB\ )WBBBR+ / _ ) .;;iii. > >19 ,;;,:ittII+,M( ., \ +RBBBBVBBBBBR+ |. / ::;t;;yii > >20 ::;t;;iii. .,:;;,+..,.| \ VBBBBBBBBBBR+ \ __\_.,;, lfr. > >21 itVtIII :i; \ ,| XNBBBBRZRXBR( \/ , +x , > >22 +;;t:Yit ., _/__ / WKBBBBRXZSRBRi ,..,:::;. > >23 .. \/ AWNBBRSYEXYZXRa > >24 .IMNSRXYZSRBBBBBRi > >25 iMBSClXRNMMMMWNKRR. > >26 WMRZYSYRNMMMMWNBRYi > >27 lWMSZXYSKRNNMMMNBWS+ > >28 SWMRIOZRBNMMMMMMKBRi > >29 lWMXZCZNMMMMMMWNKSR+ > >30 iNUZYiSRNMMMMMMNUZR+ > >31 lBRYltRNWMMMMMMWNRX' > >32 'KXltxXBWMMMMMWNKBT > >33 SZriZSNWMMMMMMNBSt > >34 ltttttttthWKfttf > >35 ittttttttWBtttt; > >36 'ttttttttBStttl' > >37 ZttttttYZttttf > >38 lStttttRftttv > >39 itSRNNYKtttt' > >40 tYSKRNEttttP > >41 StttSYZfttv > >42 .ftttlZXStY > >43 jttttttBKti > >44 StttttIWttt > >45 ZtttttYRtt' > >46 iSttttSttv > >47 lStttFty > >48 YtttZtt > >49 VttKtI > >50 VttNtE > >51 AtttWWIR > >52 b'ger kt:ttNRlR > >53 ZttttttBSlRi > >54 AtttttttXKZFti > >55 Vtttttttl > >56 `tttttt > > Okay, I seen this pix, and it's really neat. BUT.... > > It should be taken off the innernet, and the diabolical > madman who authored it should be institutionalized. It > only APPEARS to be a nice asskey picher of a girl. That's > because it's dee-signed to attract your eye. What it REALLY > IS, however, is a CLEVER CONSTRUCT containing SUBLIMINAL > MESSAGES, intended to CORRUPT the minds and morals of the > poor, unsuspecting readers who view this "artwork". > > Being as how it's safe for me to read, I will now demonstrate > and dicypher for you - the innocent - just exactly where the > EVIL and MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE messages are in this picture: > > 1. ZSxcSZ - line #15 - this little passage inserts a message > into the brain of teenagers, forcing them to engage > in pre-marital SEX. > > 2. jSXXXXV 'XXXSXf - line #16 - remove the X's, and look what > you have: jSV 'Sf. Everyone KNOWS what that means. > > 3. /|i :ittII+. .:+++iii, /+RBBBB\ )WBBBR+ /.;;iii. - lines > #17 and #18 - looky here... these, seemingly meaningless portions > of this "text art" picture, are actually COMPUTER CONTROL CODES. > I've looked them up, and consulted with experts. These codes > direct your web browser to open on porno sites. Unsuspecting > users think it's an "accident", of course. Yeah, sure. Try > explaining that to your wife. > > 4. AWNBBRSYEXYZXRa - this bit of moral corruption appears on line #23. > If you re-arrange the letters, you end up with: > "AW, SEXY BRA". Would you want a stranger saying > that to you? Well, if you've seen this picture, > that's what's happened. > > 5. iMBSClXRNMMMMWNKRR - line #25. Common decency prevents me from revealing > the nature of this insiduous bit of propaganda. > > 6. line #27 - another "sex" message, couched as a mere "highlight" to the > subject's skirt. > > 7. SWMRIOZRBNMMMMMMKBRi - line #28 - This is the name of hedonistic god of > the ancient Victorians. Please don't attempt to > speak the name out loud, as the creature > could suddenly appear in your living room or den. > > 8. iNUZYiSRNMMMMMMNUZR+ - line #30 - NUZY SRUNZR. Nuzy founded a cult based > on worshipping Swmriozrbnmmmmmkbri. Followers were > forced to turn over all their belongings to Nuzy, who > then "allowed" them to run naked, en masse, on his private > beach in the Bahamas. > > 9. itSRNNYKtttt' - line #39 - "It Srnny Ktt". Typical chant uttered by pre-historic, > hedonists in the Marshes of Sonnaput. > > 10. tYSKRNEttttP - line #40 - this bit of subliminal subversion seems similar to that > found on line #39, but is actually instructing the viewer to "Drink > More Coca-Cola". > > > 11. VttKtI - lines #50 through #54. This message is signed by the "artist". > VttNtE It means: "I love Swmriozrbnmmmkbri. Smwriozrbnmmmmmkbri is > AtttWWIR good. Don't wear clothes. Drink Coke." > b'ger kt:ttNRlR > ZttttttBSlRi > AtttttttXKZFti > > > What more evidence is required? Quickly, we shall review: "B'ger" is telling you > to engage in sexual activity, become a hedonist, worship a demonic power, and drink > more Coke.(He probably owns stock in the company.) Why is this twisted mind permitted > on the WWW? It's plain, the he intends to corrupt you all. > > Okay, now you know. Put your clothes back on. Put down that can of Coke, and get an > 7-Up. Stop chanting "Srnny Ktt', over and over. GUARD you concience. If you don't... YOU > could find yourself divested of all material belongings and worries, running naked on a > beach in the Bahamas, rabidly commiting fornication with TOTAL STRANGERS, who are all > victims of this degenerative conspiracy. > > JRO > President, Commitee for Moral Abuse > thank you..but I think you missed one thing...her eyes reflecting the millenium--what does this mean? or am i way off and shes only indulging in m&m candy while drinking coke..perhaps the Mars company is involved in this decadence as well? Prudence > > > > > >