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From: "JRO" <oglesbee@mail.fullnet.net-remove>
Subject: Obstetrics
Date: 1999/06/16
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Everyone has probably seen the following cartoon, which I posted a while back....



                  _________________
                 |                 |
                 | Obstetrics Desk |
                 |_________________|
         _\/         ___                 ___
        /   \       /_+_\     ____      /   \
       (\___/)     ))o o((   (    \    (\   /)
       _\___/_     ((\o/))   (\___/)   .\\_//
      |       |(\  / \_/ \   _\___/_   /\\_//\
      | |   | | \\/\(_ _)/\ /       \ / |   | \
    __| |   | |__\/_/___\//_| |   | |_\ |   | /__
   |  |_|___|_|[Information]|_|   |_|  \|___|/   |
   |  (_| | |_)             (_|___|_)   |- -|    |
   |    | | |                 | | |     | | |    |
   |    | | |                 | | |     | | |    |
  _|    |_|_|                 |_|_|     |_|_|    |_jro__
   |___(__|__)______________ /__|__\ __<__|__> __|


    "Okay gentlemen, let me see if I have this all correct.
    Mr. Spence, you are Mrs. Spence's Husband, but Mr. White
     is the baby's Father, whereas Mr. Munsun is who she's
     currently living with... Okay... Now, what I NEED to
     know, is which of you is going to accompany this BUSY
           WOMAN into the delivery room?"



But here is the original one, which I never posted. It started as a strip,
which I reduced to the above....




        |    "Wow, I gotta show this
        |          to Margret."
        |      ___ /
        |     /(((\          |
        |    ))((()) ___     |
        |    )))((((/~~/     |
        |    /((())\(\/      |
        |   /\/___\///       |
     ___|   \\/   \\/        |___jro
    /        /_____\
   /          | | |
  /           ) / |
             /_/|_|
             \_)\_)



   "You need to take a gander
    at this, Margret. I told
    you we were going to need
     these new OB admittance
           forms."
         ___  / ___
        /_+_\  /@@@\
   /\  ))o o((@@@@@@@
  /~~\ ((\o/)) @@@@@
  \~~/ / \_/ \/     \
   \/\/\(_ _)/\/   \/\
     \/ /   \\\\___///
       /_____\\/   \/
        | | | /_____\
   ____ | | |_ | | | ________jro____
        |_|_|  |_|_|
        (_|_)  (_|_)



                  "Oh, my..."
         ___    ___ /
        /_+_\  /@@@\
       ))o o((@@@@@@@_
       ((\-/)) @@@@@ ~|
       / \_/ \/     \(\
      /\(_ _)/\/   \///
      \\/   \\\\___/\/
      (/_____\\/   \
        | | | /_____\
   ____ | | |_ | | | ________jro____
        |_|_|  |_|_|
        (_|_)  (_|_)


                 "It gets better...
                  They're ALL here."
        ___     ___ /
       /_+_\   /)))\
      @@O=O@@ ((())))
       @\o/@  )))())(
      / \_/ \ /((())\ /)
     /\/   \//\/___\///
    _||\_ _/|\\/   \\/
   /~(//  .\\(/_____\
  /__//_____\  | | |
  ____ | | | _ | | | _______jro____
       |_|_|   |_|_|
       (_|_)   (_|_)



         "You must be
          kidding me."
        ___  /  ___
       /_+_\   /)))\
      @@O=O@@ ((())))
       @\o/@  )))())(
      / \_/ \ /((())\
     /\/   \//\/___\/\
    _||\_ _/|\\/   \//
   /~(//   \)(/_____\
  /__//_____\  | | |
  ____ | | | _ | | | ________jro___
       |_|_|   |_|_|
       (_|_)   (_|_)



  "I wish I were... the suspected FATHER
   refuses to sit in the waiting room with
   her HUSBAND, and both of them are arguing
   with her BOYFRIEND about who gets to go
      into delivery with the woman."
              /
         ___ /    ___
        /)))\    /@@@\
       ((())))  @@@@@@@___
       ))()(()   @@@@@/~~/      |
   (\  /((())\  /     \(\       |
    \\/\/___\/\/\/   \///       |
     \/ /   \//\\\___/\/        |___jro
       /_____\) \/   \
    /   | | |   /_____\
   /    ) / |    / / |
  /    /_/|_|   /_/|_|
 /     \_)\_)   \_)\_)



           "Well, that certainly fills in
             ALL spaces on the new form."
                        /
         ___      ___  /
        /)))\    /@@@\
       ((())))  @@@@@@@___
       ))()(()   @@@@@/~~/      |
       /((())\  /     \(\       |
      /\/___\/\/\/   \///       |
      \\/   \//\\\___/\/        |
       /_____\) \/   \          |
    /   | | |   /_____\         |___jro
   /    | ) /    | / /
  /     |/_/     |/_/
 /      \_))     \_))




      "Yes, it does. Father... Husband...
       and of course, Significant Other."

              /
         ___ /    ___
        /)))\    /@@@\
       ((())))  @@@@@@@___
       ))()(()   @@@@@/~~/      |
   (\  /((())\  /     \(\       |
    \\/\/___\/\/\/   \///       |
     \/ /   \//\\\___/\/        |
       /_____\) \/   \          |
    /   | | |   /_____\         |
   /    ) / |    / / |          |
  /    /_/|_|   /_/|_|          |___jro
 /     \_)\_)   \_)\_)





Okay... which version does everybody like best?



Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
       mail.fullnet.net