X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII X-Google-Thread: 13996b,9d0503716aa5b5 X-Google-Attributes: gid13996b,public X-Google-Thread: 106fd0,61be3738f59faf42 X-Google-Attributes: gid106fd0,public X-Google-Thread: 100b0c,1354d4f416dd03e8 X-Google-Attributes: gid100b0c,public X-Google-Thread: fe9fa,cf0185ef183eeeda X-Google-Attributes: gidfe9fa,public X-Google-Thread: f996b,9d0503716aa5b5 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: PoeticHangover@innocent.comNO-SPAM (JoeDick) Subject: Re: Mad Hatter Info Request Date: 1999/07/02 Message-ID: <377cc45e.1696673647@news.stfx.ca> X-Deja-AN: 496421854 References: <3777b2b2.1364469753@news.stfx.ca> <7l8mi2$q31$1@nntp6.atl.mindspring.net> <7la8il$eou$1@nntp2.atl.mindspring.net> <7lber1$k10$9@dtbsx.databasix.com> <7lbfo8$l7a$1@nntp5.atl.mindspring.net> <7ldog9$io5$8@dtbsx.databasix.com> <7leatv$fgt$1@nntp2.atl.mindspring.net> <377d20f5.42564566@news> <7lfdi8$3hp$1@nntp8.atl.mindspring.net> <377d181f.7850264@news> X-Trace: sapphire.mtt.net 930924300 141.109.198.125 (Fri, 02 Jul 1999 11:05:00 ADT) Organization: Business Internet NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 02 Jul 1999 11:05:00 ADT Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.fan.karl-malden.noes,alt.troll,alt.romath,alt.ascii-art On Fri, 02 Jul 1999 01:44:04 GMT, reddoghud@home.com.NOSPAM!! (Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson) wrote: >On Thu, 1 Jul 1999 06:10:56 -0400, some weirdo named "robby rat" > took a hit from their crack pipe, and >this is what came out: > >> >>Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson wrote in message <377d20f5.42564566@news>... >>>On Wed, 30 Jun 1999 20:17:13 -0400, some weirdo named "robby rat" >>> took a hit from their crack pipe, and >>>this is what came out: >>> >>>> >>>>Medical Catastrophe wrote in message <7ldog9$io5$8@dtbsx.databasix.com>... >>>>>robby rat wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Medical Catastrophe wrote in message >>>><7lber1$k10$9@dtbsx.databasix.com>... >>>>>> >omny" wrote: >>>>>> > >>>>>> >> robby rat wroet: >>>>>> >> >>>>>> >> !&��?> >>>>>> >> !&��?>the_mighty_balloo wrote in message ... >>>>>> >> !&��?>>"robby rat" escribi� en >>>>art�culo: >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� JoeDick wrote in message >>>><3777b2b2.1364469753@news.stfx.ca>... >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� >Is there a list of all Mad Hatter Matrix #'s and to whom >>>>they >>>>>> were >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� >issued? Then perhaps I can find my original number of two >>>>>> years ago >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� >instead of applying (and waiting and obscenely long time) >>>>for >>>>>> my new >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� >number to arrive. >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� > >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� >____________________________________________ >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� >JoeDick mhm??? >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� teh mad hatter matreis hace been fouend to be NON y2k >>>>compleint, >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� so teh numbers will be redestreibueted on a first come >>first >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� served baseis per teh followieng obscenley long plan: >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� 1. if yuor naem contains teh woerd 'diek', then yuo haev to >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� haev a 6 in yuore number >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� 3. affiermatiev action claues: if have never had a mhm >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� number, tehn moev to teh haed of teh line; thes is to >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� redress the descreimination against >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� thoes of us who could not fiegrue out how to woerk our >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� computres until windows 95 wes realaesed >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� 4. if you wait unitl after dec 31, 1999 to apply for your >>new >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� number, yuo mieght as well put a geun to your head, >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� becaues yuor lief wiell haev no meaneng >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� 5..so, mir. joe diek, i thenk it es perety clear whet >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� youre number is: joedick mhm 1x5 but doent let it oge >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� to your haed >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� >>>>>> >> !&��?>>� robby rat mhm 1x1 >>>>>> >> !&��?>> >>>>>> >> !&��?>>*AHEM* >>>>>> >> !&��?>> >>>>>> >> !&��?>>(cough cough) >>>>>> >> !&��?>> >>>>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is mhm 1x1. >>>>>> >> !&��?>> >>>>>> >> !&��?>>There is a list of all mhm holders, but it was decided that >>>>>> >> !&��?>>it should be kept secret when Brad couldn't find it last >>>>>> >> !&��?>>month. It's in his room somewhere. >>>>>> >> !&��?>> >>>>>> >> !&��?>>Not only is the matrix not Y2K compliant, but it has so far >>>>>> >> !&��?>>failed to prove Y1995 , Y1996, Y1997, Y1998 or Y1999 >>compliant. >>>>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is working on a means of automating the entire mhm >>>>>> distribution >>>>>> >> !&��?>>process, but as his primary method seems to be in leaving >>milk >>>>>> >> !&��?>>and cookie bribes for any pixies happening to wander past his >>>>>> >> !&��?>>computer you may have to wait awhile for that. >>>>>> >> !&��?>> >>>>>> >> !&��?>>I suggest that you do as I do; send mh an e-mail every few >>>>>> >> !&��?>>weeks for several years and then act like a bible belt numb >>>>>> >> !&��?>>nuts at the second coming when he engages you in an exchange >>>>>> >> !&��?>>of letters over a four day period. >>>>>> >> !&��?>> >>>>>> >> !&��?>> >>>>>> >> !&��?>>-- >>>>>> >> !&��?>>mhm15x1 >>>>>> >> !&��?>>Benjamin D. Capoeman >>>>>> >> !&��?> >>>>>> >> !&��?>ignoer thet man standing behind the curtin >>>>>> >> !&��?> >>>>>> >> !&��?>if yuo need a mhm number, there aer two ways to get it: >>>>>> >> !&��?> >>>>>> >> !&��?>teh old system, whech *really* suecks: >>>>>> >> !&��?> >>>>>> >> !&��?> 1. go taek theis *long* test >>>>>> >> !&��?> >>>>>> >> !&��?> http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm >>>>>> >> !&��?> >>>>>> >> !&��?> 2. wait foerever foer yuor number >>>>>> >> !&��?> >>>>>> >> !&��?>the new system, which hace been straemlined foer yuor >>pleasuer: >>>>>> >> !&��?> >>>>>> >> !&��?> 1. fill in one of the bleocks below >>>>>> >> !&��?> >>>>>> >> !&��?> 1 2 3 4 5 >>>>>> >> !&��?> --------------------------------------------- >>>>>> >> !&��?> 1 | robby | | | | joe | >>>>>> >> !&��?> | rat | | | | dick | >>>>>> >> !&��?> --------------------------------------------- >>>>>> >> !&��?> 2 | | | | | | >>>>>> >> !&��?> | | | | | | >>>>>> >> !&��?> --------------------------------------------- >>>>>> >> !&��?> 3 | | | | | | >>>>>> >> !&��?> | | | | | | >>>>>> >> !&��?> --------------------------------------------- >>>>>> >> !&��?> 4 | | | | | | >>>>>> >> !&��?> | | | | | | >>>>>> >> !&��?> --------------------------------------------- >>>>>> >> !&��?> 5 | | | | | | >>>>>> >> !&��?> | | | | | | >>>>>> >> !&��?> --------------------------------------------- >>>>>> >> !&��?> >>>>>> >> !&��?>i suppoes, out of defferenece to teh old faerts, >>>>>> >> !&��?>yuo mieght want to put teh woerds 'new system' next >>>>>> >> !&��?>to yuor mhm number, not theat that *taints* it ore andytheng >>>>>> >> !&��?> >>>>>> >> !&��?>happy motering >>>>>> >> !&��?> >>>>>> >> !&��?> >>>>>> >> !&��?> (`-') _ _ >>>>>> >> !&��?> / cc`. _ _ ___ | |_ _ _ _ _ ___ ___ ___ _| >>|_ >>>>>> >> !&��?> .' __O | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | | >>>>>> >> !&��?> / .-.' \ |_| \___/|___/`_. | |_| <___|<___|<___| |_| >>>>>> >> !&��?> / |`.\ \ <___' >>>>>> >> !&��?> | |_.| | | | >>>>>> >> !&��?> \__.'`.|-' / teh niec veronica grerl gaev me theis >>pectiur >>>>>> >> !&��?> L `--'\ >>>>>> >> !&��?> | mhm 1x1 \ >>>>>> >> !&��?> J nwe system \ <<< boytoys 'R us >>> >>>>>> >> !&��?> \ / \ >>>>>> >> !&��?> \ .'`. `. es theis tael loeng or whet! >>>>.' >>>>>> >> !&��?> ___) /\ (____`. >>>>`-._______________________________________.'/ >>>>>> >> !&��?> ///__/ \___\\\ >>`-.________________________________________.-' >>>>>> >> !&��?> >>>>>> >> !&��?> >>>>>> >> !&��?> >>>>>> >> !&��?> >>>>>> >> >>>>>> >> restructreing teh mhm >>>>>> >> sytrem cant be a good thegn >>>>>> >> >>>>>> >> i haer its teh frist >>>>>> >> sine of teh >>>>>> >> apokalipse >>>>>> > >>>>>> >Excellent. Add me to the list. >>>>>> >>>>>> troell >>>>>> >>>>>> > >>>>>> >-- >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! >>[mhm23x23] >>>>>> ^^^^^^^ >>>>>> heres teh proof..loooek waey over here -> -> -> -> -> -> -> -> ^^^^^^^ >>>>> >>>>>You're just frustrated because you can't represent my matrix position in >>>>>ascii-art. >>>> >>>>i coueld do et weth teh tiney letters, buet tehn the >>>>vironica woudl sey "hey yuo aer a sutpid donte uuees >>>>those letters or iet es nont a ascii art!!!" >>>> >>>>ite hace happend beoerfoer. let me tellyuo >>>> >>>>robby ratatt >>>> >>>>> >>>>>-- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! [mhm23x23] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!222!!!!!!!222!!!!!! [Smeeter 29] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!333!!!!!!!333!!!!!!!!!!!!! [T253] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!444!!!!!!!444!!!!!!!!!!! [KotAGoR] >>>> >>> >>>Comprehensible Enlgish would be appreciated... >>> >>>RedDog >> >>thies posjt es porvacetiev anad off topiec >> >>maybe RedoeG es a troerl too (omnythree will puet >>yuor name on th4 list if your abues contienues) >> > >Sorry, I'm not a troll. Was just wondering what you were trying to >say... don't get all pushy, man. And I knew that it was provocative >and off-topic. And if anything, I'm far from a troll. Fuck trollers, >stupid low-lifes without lives away from their newsgroups. > >>appaerntly yuo aer noet fameilar weht rometh > >No, can't say I am. Sorry, maybe I'll check out the group. Keep your >cool, man. =] > > Exactly how long would you like us to wipe you nose for you? __________________________________________________ ||| _/T\_ ||| Joe Dick mhm 14x9 ||| \\|// ||| ICQ# 7227834 ||| '-|-' |||http://come.to/BowlingForPeopleOnAcid ================================================== "A nasty post is referred to as a "flame" and is generally to be avoided. If someone flames you, ignore it. Responding will only start what is known as a "flamewar," and no one likes those." -by Susan Groppi (Usenet at Harvard) ==================================================