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From: llizard <llizard@iNOdirect.ca>
Subject: Re: Dani's First ASCII Pic
Date: 1999/07/15
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Martin Atkins wrote:
> 
> .----- On Wed, 07 Jul 1999 13:27:26 -0400, llizard posted:
> |> Dani just made this, and wants to show it to you all... :o)
> |>
> |>       ---.
> |>     .'. . '-.
> |>    (.' ' '-. \
> |>   _| <o>|<o>'|_
> |>   ||    '.   .|
> |>   \|   '-'   |/
> |>    :  .---.  :
> |>     .       .'
> |>      '-___-'  DaNi
> |>
> |>
> |>      |||||          ((())                 moc.toofgib@------.
> |>     | o o |        ( o o )           Martin Atkins          |
> |>     |  >  |       ((  >  ()             mart.atkins-----.   |
> |>     | \_/ |       (( \_/ )) ---.                        '---'
> |>      \___/          \___/      |
> |>     __| |__        __| |__     '--- Hmm... what to draw next...
> |>    /  '-'  \      /  \ /  \               I think the best thing
> |>   | |     | |    | /  '  \ |          to do next is to sort this
> |>   | | MGA | |    |(_     _)|          cartoony pic of me... I mean
> |>   | |     | |    | |     | |          look at it's breasts... Mine
> |>   | |     | |    | |     | |          aren't that spread out....
> |
> |That is a wonderfully expressive face, Dani. You clearly have a good
> |ASCII-art teacher.
> |
> |And as for the nagging sagging breast syndrome,
> |
> |       ((())
> |      ( o o )
> |     ((  >  ()
> |     (( \_/ ))
> |       \___/
> |      __| |__
> |     /  \ /  \
> |    | /  '  \ |
> |    |(_     _)|
> |    | |     | |
> |    | |     | |
> |
> |I think that Geraldine (it was Geraldine, wasn't it?) is right, you need
> |to get a Playtex "18hour Cross-Your-Heart" bra. Here, try it on....
> |
> |
> |
> |               /\\         //\
> |              // ||_     _|| \\
> |           __||_(   `. ,'   )_||___
> |    ejm  ;|______\____X____/______;|
> |
> |
> |Sure, it's like armor, but you can see for yourself that it's worth the
> |torture:
[snip]
> |
> |Isn't it amazing that it really does lift and separate? (I'm not sure
> |what happens after 18 hours though. Does it explode?)
> |
> '---------------------------------
> 
>        ((())
>       ( o o )
>      ((  >  ()     .--- Wow... great lift.
>      (( \_/ )) ---'       Shame that I can hardly
>        \___/               move in it!
>       __| |__
>      /  \ /  \               And the right size
>     | (  Y  ) |               too... how did you know?
>     | |`   '| |
>     | | ) ( | |
.
         ha      
  ^^^%--- ha
   "  \  ha    I didn't! That's the beauty of this particular brand of
armor. One size                fits all. I believe that the playtex
molds to your body, reshapes it (lifting and separating all the while)
and gives you this amazing figure. They're working on the mobility
problem still.... (not to mention peeling away the playtex from the skin
when removing the device)

But these are the prices one must pay to the fashion world. Here's
another fun (and hardly crippling at all) accessory demanded by this
ridiculous world of fashion.

               /  , |
              /  /  | | 
             /  (   | |
            /  / )  | |
           /  /|/   | '
          /_,/ |    '  \
  ejm  ,____/  |     \  \
                      \_/\
                       \ |
                        `

(See? Clearly, the model is already having major ankle problems! But SHE
thinks it's worth it!)

NOTE: I rarely pick up my mail from the idirect address. If you
are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent";
its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
--
llizard aka ejm  cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca  ha             ,^
http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/         ha ---%^^^^^^^^^^
ASCII-ar+ and ASCII-anima+ions               ha  /   "    "