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From: "JRO" <oglesbee@mail.fullnet.net-remove>
Subject: Re: The Art's of Money $$$$
Date: 1999/01/26
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>Athos Raschetti wrote:
> **************************************************************************
> This is a one time mailing. If I have offended you, I sincerely
> apologize. I am excited about this thing; I wanted to share it
> with you. I am trying it; I sent my $5.00 on 1.15.1999. I will
> not bother you again, but please respond if you do well with this.
> **************************************************************************


I doan mind he'pin folks out to unnerstand this here post, at all. I will now
'splain what this here stuff means:

    Athos Raschetti  <----- this here feller is Mario Andretti's second
                             cousin.  Mario used to let him clean the
                             bugs off'n his car windsheilds, but had
                             to let him go, on account of he was partial
                             to eatin' any grasshoppers he found.

This is a one time mailing <----- perhaps true, on account of he done this
                                  from the local library computer, and his
                                  library card has done been ree-voked fer
                                  sendin' out junk posts.

If I have offended you, I         this son of a bitch has been 'pologizin'
sincerely appologize       <----  since the day he was born, so doan take
                                  it serious.

I am excited about this thing;         he prob'ly is. He also gits excited
I wanted to share it with you.  <----- 'bout nail clippin's, and would like
                                        to share them with you, too.

I am trying it; I sent my
$5.00 on 1.15.1999          <------   This is ah obvious lie, on account of
                                      the last time he had five bucks, he
                                      spent it on renting "Debbie Does
                                      Daffy Duck" videos.

I will not bother you again,          This is 'bout what any drunk would
but please respond if you do <------  say, after mistakenly beatin' in
well with this.                       your front door at 3am, throwin' up
                                      on your rug, and then insultin'
                                      your old Aunt Sally, who has been
                                      livin' with you since Uncle Joe
                                      ran off with a 19 year old stripper
                                      from Bear's Animal House.

There are not much more to this post than this.  Best thing to do with it
is to save it in your "favorite posts" folder, and cherish the fact that
you prob'ly won't see this one again, but will see many others like it.

JRO