X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII X-Google-Thread: f996b,27062069c7c1a140 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: speci@l.foo.yung (Medical Catastrophe) Subject: Re: Big Sigs..... Date: 1999/02/14 Message-ID: <1dn8gga.1udxg1ii53uj6N@modem-69.emperor.dialup.pol.co.uk> X-Deja-AN: 444365404 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit References: <36C39C39.7EA04DAA@bayesian.prestel.co.uk> <36c7bfe9.1232910@news.one.net.au> X-mhm: Ah, bollocks to it anyway X-Face: $G'00s,%pX[r&mc1[uJUlS{>89tRh9h/JYWE+#Q8MZxN1*Fx4Z,!YUUL W+ N* K w--- M++$ PS+++ X-GC4: PE Y+ t+@ 5++ X- tv(--) b++++ DI+ D++ G e* h r* y* X-GC5: ------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------ Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 X-Tracking-Number: T253 (Wereteletubby) X-Complaints-To: abuse@theplanet.net X-Trace: news4.svr.pol.co.uk 919025026 3441 62.136.116.69 (14 Feb 1999 20:43:46 GMT) Organization: John Dillinger Died For You User-Agent: MacSOUP/2.4 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art X-Virus: Hi! I'm a header virus! Copy me into yours and join the fun! The Kurgan wrote: > On Fri, 12 Feb 1999 03:12:57 +0000, Theo Clouter > intoned : > > > > >Well, heres my current one, beat that! > > > Hmm..this is my current one..I had too many complaints with my 200k > one:{ > My battle sig (features plenty of 8-bit characters for extra winding-up potential) --- SigVersion �.8 This is a product of Laboratoires Catastrophique in collaboration with the John Dillinger Died for You Society. This is the 8th public beta release of this signature. Please send bug reports to support@webtv.net. TYFYC, HAND. -MC _ _ ____ ___ ____ _____ __ __ ____________ | | / \ |___ \|_ _|/ _ |____ | \/ |____________ \____________| | | / _ \ | || || | | | |_ | |\/| |____________/ /____________|___| |/ ___ \ ___| || || |_| |___| | | | |____________\ |_____|_/ \_\____/|___|\____|_____|_| |_| _____ _ _ ____ ___ ____ _____ ____ _ _____ _ ____ |____ | | | |/ _ |/ _ \ / _ |_ _||___ \ / \ |_ _| / \ |___ \ |_ | |_| | (_| | | | | (_| | | | / ___/ / _ \ | | / _ \ | | ___| | _ |\__ | |_| |> _ | | | | (___ / ___ \ | | / ___ \ ___| | |_____|_| |_| |_|\___//_/ |_| |_| \____|_/ \_\ |_| /_/ \_\____/ <----------------------------------------------------------------------> <------- Pope, Bishop, Vicar and Tea Lady of the Church of One --------> <----------------------------------------------------------------------> Smeeter ACC T253 (wereteletubby) /\_____/\ # # PAVE THE EARTH, COVER IT / \ 26 171163 WITH SNOW AND THEN NUKE FRANCE ���/ \ / \�������������������������������������������������������� - >O O < - |3x10^32|12666789|123meow89|12flonk89|3.1415926535| - o - CluelessRuler SigVersion �.8 M > ^ < A totally pointless sig. A nice sig is a tidy sig E / ' ' \ (John Barberio) A good sig annoys netcops like JB.O / . . \ Quantity over quality. Kids - ASCII art, Just Say W / /| . |\ \ HELL YES! meow This sig has 193 lines of 72 meow M ((( | U | ))) characters -- what are you going to do about it? �E | | | Good sigs start with �sc��-�rt and use 8-bit meow O |____|___| ch�r�ct�rs whenever possible. Hope This Helps. MeoW �������wml/m������������������������������������������������������������ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::: Hi! I'm a .sig virus! Copy me into yours and join the fun! :::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK---------------------------------------------> Version: 3.12 GMU/FA/MD dpu s+:+ a? C++++ >UL W+ N* K w--- M++$ PS+++ PE Y+ t+@ 5++ X- tv(--) b++++ DI+ D++ G e* h r* y* ------END GEEK CODE BLOCK----------------------------------------------> "I found seventeen dollars under a dead guy once." -- Flaagg "We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood. But if you live your life right, that kind -- Dana Gould of thing doesn't have to stop there." "I was walking down the street one day when a beautiful bird caught my eye. And I had to climb all the way to -- Abhishek Gami the top of a tree to get it back. "An animal is a tubular weapon through which food passes." -- MegaHAL "God, grant me SERENITY to deal with problems I can't change, COURAGE to face the challenges of all other problems and -- Mrs B�bym�sh WISDOM to hide the bodies of those who fuck with me." "LOL i know man some people are jealus of my kind harted soul but to them -- Jim Smith I say EAT SHIT AND DIE CUNT SUCKERS!!!!!" -----------------------------------------------------------------------> -----------------------------------------------------------------------> |\__/,| (`\ M E D I C A L C A T A S T R O P H E meow. _.|o o |_ ) ) I taunted Happy Fun Ball -------(((-mr(((-------------------------------------------------------> -----------------------------------------------------------------------> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Meow..woeM< < < < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > Meow. .woeM< < < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > Moew. .weoM< < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > M3oW. .Wo3M< < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > WoeM. .WoeM< < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > M3�w. .w�3M< < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > m��W. .w��m< < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > ewOM. .MOwe< < < < < < --> - > > > > > > Zrbj. ____ ___ ___ ____ _ __ .jrbZ< < < < < --> - > > > > > JbrZ. / __ `__ \/ _ \/ __ | | /| / / .ZrbJ< < < < --> - > > > > Moew. / / / / / / __/ /_/ | |/ |/ / _ .weoM< < < --> - > > > > Moew. /_/ /_/ /_/\___/\____/|__/|__/ (_) .weoM< < < --> - > > > > > JbrZ. .ZrbJ< < < < --> - > > > > > > > ewOM. .MOwe< < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > m��W. .w��m< < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > M3�w. .w�3M< < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > WoeM. .WoeM< < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > M3oW. .Wo3M< < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > Moew. .weoM< < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > Meow. .woeM< < < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Meow..woeM< < < < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ME < < < < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OW < < < < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Meow..woeM< < < < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > Meow. .woeM< < < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > Moew. .weoM< < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > M3oW. .Wo3M< < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > WoeM. .WoeM< < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > M3�w. .w�3M< < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > m��W. .w��m< < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > ewOM. .MOwe< < < < < < --> - > > > > > > Zrbj. ____ ___ ___ ____ _ __ .jrbZ< < < < < --> - > > > > > JbrZ. / __ `__ \/ _ \/ __ | | /| / / .ZrbJ< < < < --> - > > > > Moew. / / / / / / __/ /_/ | |/ |/ / _ .weoM< < < --> - > > > > Moew. /_/ /_/ /_/\___/\____/|__/|__/ (_) .weoM< < < --> - > > > > > JbrZ. .ZrbJ< < < < --> - > > > > > > > ewOM. .MOwe< < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > m��W. .w��m< < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > M3�w. .w�3M< < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > WoeM. .WoeM< < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > M3oW. .Wo3M< < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > Moew. .weoM< < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > Meow. .woeM< < < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Meow..woeM< < < < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ME < < < < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OW < < < < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Meow..woeM< < < < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > Meow. .woeM< < < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > Moew. .weoM< < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > M3oW. .Wo3M< < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > WoeM. .WoeM< < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > M3�w. .w�3M< < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > m��W. .w��m< < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > ewOM. .MOwe< < < < < < --> - > > > > > > Zrbj. ____ ___ ___ ____ _ __ .jrbZ< < < < < --> - > > > > > JbrZ. / __ `__ \/ _ \/ __ | | /| / / .ZrbJ< < < < --> - > > > > Moew. / / / / / / __/ /_/ | |/ |/ / _ .weoM< < < --> - > > > > Moew. /_/ /_/ /_/\___/\____/|__/|__/ (_) .weoM< < < --> - > > > > > JbrZ. .ZrbJ< < < < --> - > > > > > > > ewOM. .MOwe< < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > m��W. .w��m< < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > M3�w. .w�3M< < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > WoeM. .WoeM< < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > M3oW. .Wo3M< < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > Moew. .weoM< < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > Meow. .woeM< < < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Meow..woeM< < < < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ME < < < < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OW < < < < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Meow..woeM< < < < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > Meow. .woeM< < < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > Moew. .weoM< < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > M3oW. .Wo3M< < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > WoeM. .WoeM< < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > M3�w. .w�3M< < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > m��W. .w��m< < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > ewOM. .MOwe< < < < < < --> - > > > > > > Zrbj. ____ ___ ___ ____ _ __ .jrbZ< < < < < --> - > > > > > JbrZ. / __ `__ \/ _ \/ __ | | /| / / .ZrbJ< < < < --> - > > > > Moew. / / / / / / __/ /_/ | |/ |/ / _ .weoM< < < --> - > > > > Moew. /_/ /_/ /_/\___/\____/|__/|__/ (_) .weoM< < < --> - > > > > > JbrZ. .ZrbJ< < < < --> - > > > > > > > ewOM. .MOwe< < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > m��W. .w��m< < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > M3�w. .w�3M< < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > WoeM. .WoeM< < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > M3oW. .Wo3M< < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > Moew. .weoM< < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > Meow. .woeM< < < < < < < < < < < < --> - > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Meow..woeM< < < < < < < < < < < < < --> -----------------------------------------------------------------------> :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::: Think my sig is too long? Tough. Get a faster modem. :::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: -----------------------------------------------------------------------> |\__/,| (`\ M E D I C A L C A T A S T R O P H E meow. _.|o o |_ ) ) 1010011010 - Binary of the Beast -------(((-mr(((-------------------------------------------------------> -----------------------------------------------------------------------> VERSION HISTORY: �.8 Started to to suspect that I might be getting a little obsessive about this. Typed this entry simply to justify adding some new lines. No new additions to main part of sig. Also, worrying that I am on version �.8 already and still no closer to having a product that can ship. I have failed to anticipate the imminent arrival of version 1.�. It's people like me that caused the Y2K bug. lc = 200 �.7 More quotes! I started recording the line count. lc = 193 �.6 Added "Think my sig is too long?". And this line, of course. �.5 Added ACC number and one more quote. �.4 Banner text modified. Extra pointy sticks added. Spurious beta test info added, just to increase the line count some more. Meow. �.3 FIGLET mirror text heading & Church of One ident added. Some line spacing issues resolved. �.2 Added meow diamonds, extra banners & quote block. �.1 Initial "Hello WereKitty" build, based on John Barberio's "ClueRuler" sig. JB very annoyed. ������������������������������������������������������������������������