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From: adamj@iol.ieYOURBRAIN! (amp)
Subject: Re: Stupid Computer Newbie!
Date: 1998/03/31
Message-ID: <352174c2.8897347@news.iol.ie>#1/1
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Organization: AWD (Ascii Weapons Developement)
Reply-To: adamj@iol.ieYOURBRAIN!
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It was 31 Mar 1998 06:47:39 GMT when wxwilki@aol.com (Wxwilki) writed:

>In article <01bd5c5e$2d77f780$838ca6a5@ws131>, "Michael Rawls"
><cornfed@questgate.net> writes:
>
>>From the Actual Calls to Internet Technical Support home page at;
>>http://cornfed.questgate.net/tech_support/
>>
>>=================================================
>>
>>Tech: Internet Tech Support this is so-and-so speaking. May I have your
>>username please?
>>
>>Customer: Yes, I am having problem installing your software. I can put in
>>the first disk and it runs fine. Then it ask for the
>>second disk, but I can't get it to accept disk 2.
>>
>>Tech: Are you getting an error message?

Customer: Yes, it sez I AM A DOOFUS AND I LIKE BIG BOOOZIES!!!!!

>>Customer: No, I just can't get the second disk in the drive. It won't fit.
>>
>>Tech: The disk won't fit in the drive??

Customer: YEAH! AND I EVEN USED A HAMMER!!!!

>>Customer: Yes. The first one goes right in, but the second disk won't fit.
>>
>><The customer was not removing the first disk before trying to insert the
>>second disk>

Well duh.. That's up there with the cup-holder and the various many wierd
things users do with mice (both kinds).

>>====================================================
>>
>
>That's veery intresting.  I'll check that page out when I can.  Meanwhile,
>I've popped a clone to swim the Pacific at hyperspeed to Ireland and have
>authorized it to bang amp's head against the monitor.

*dang!* Yes, it's all becoming clear now.

>--Bill (wondering if this is a clumsy troll)

No, this is:
                 D'oh!
            _____  /            Troll
       __ / /   \\_    |||       /
       \ \| >@_@</ /  \___/     /
        \_    o  _/   /  /     / 
        ___\____/____/  /                                 Bananaskin
       /               /                  ----   ____ = /
     /      amp98  ___/         ___               --/ /
    /   /\   .===\\=_________  /  /                //
  /___/   \==               /_/  /     ---- - ---
 /  /\\    \_______________/_/__/                    Hahahaha damn you and
  \\\       \    \                                   /  your "troll" bridge!
  /   \ _____\    \   ______________   -- - ._____/~.
 /   / /          /  /     ____     \   -  _\___ /'      -Billy-Goats-Gruff 
\___/\/__________/  /    /      \    \      /   /\        (Getting away)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Bridge~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOT TO SCALE (AGAIN) I WILL EXPLAIN THE ABOVE "JOKES" FOR A NOMINAL FEE!
Only 2 Billy-goats-gruffs were eaten alive (in a nice fruit salad) in this
ascii masterpiece!!

amp: who must rest now.
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