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From: "JRO" <oglesbee@mail.fullnet.net-remove>
Subject: holiday toons..... all reposts
Date: 1998/12/24
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Since I doan feel like makin' anything new just yet, I figgered
I wood ree-post these here old cartoons (well, one is from a couple
of weeks ago an' the other two from lass year), so ever'one wood
knoe I are still 'round.......


                    SANTA CLAUS MARTIANS
                     (last year or so)



 /  /     /   /\
(  \      \   \ )         .     *
|   \_  -\\   / |
(     \ \     \.)
 \    /  \     /       *        *             *
  \  /__.-\   /
   '-..___..-'     *     '       *
                 "Just a few more orbits, Quarblitx.
        * .       Their military early-warning systems
                    are reporting us as Santa Claus,
    ' .                   again this year!!"
               .-'~~~~'-.   /
    .       .-~\__/  \__/`~-.         .
         .-~   (oo)  (oo)    ~-.               .
        (_____//~~\\//~~\\______)
   _.-~`                         `~-._
  /O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O\     *
  \___________________________________/.
  `.         \x x x x x x x/            `.
    `.        \x_x_x_x_x_x/.    '  .      .
             `.              `.                 .
        .      `.        .     `.      *
jro  ' .     *                              .




                  LES INVISIBLES
                   (last year)


  _*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*


                        ((())
                       (((()))
    "Awright! It's     ( o o )
   time for chris'mas  _\ - /_
       dinner!"       / \\_// \
      \              / (_   _) \
       \ )))         \ /~~~~~\ /
        ( oo       ___/_______\________
  _______\o/______|\\                  \____jro
        // \\     ||\\        ____      \
        \\_//     || \\      |____|      \
        //\\      ||  \\    /|____|\      \
       (_)(_)     ||   \\   \______/       \


happyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidays
happyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidays


_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*


 "Not so fast, young man!
  You march back and
  wash those hands,   ((())
    first!"       \  (((()))
               ()    ( o o )
                \_   _\ o /_
                ( \ / \\_// \
                 \ \ (_   _) \
       )))        \ //~~~~~\ /
      ( oo       ___/_______\________
_______\-/______|\\                  \____jro
      // \      ||\\        ____      \
      \\_|      || \\      |____|      \
      //\\      ||  \\    /|____|\      \
     (_)(_)     ||   \\   \______/       \


merrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmas
merrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmas


| |       |  |      |
| |       |  |      |
| |     ()|
| |       | "Yea, yea, Gran'ma!
| |       |  I don't unnerstand
| |        /  none of it!"
|_|___ ((( __|
|     ())))   \     |
|      \_/     \    |
|     // \\     \   |
|     \\_//      \  |
|      //\\       \ |
|     (_)(_)       \|_______jro


happynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyear
happynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyear


| |         |   |
| |
| |     "Jesus, germs, an Santa
| |      Claus... I've never seen
| |        /  any of 'em."
| |

| | (((()/)
| |  \_///  |   |
| | //  /   |   |
| | \\_/    |   |
| |  |||    |   |
|_|_(_(_)___|___|
                 \
                  \ jro


thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall





             COMMERCIAL CHRISTMAS
                (this year's)




            __________________________
           /_____________////________/|
__________ |__   )))     oo )       __| __
jro        / /   oo )    \-/       / /|
          /_/    \-/    // \\     /_/ |
          | |__ // \\  //|_|\\____| | |
          | |__""/\\""""////""____| | |
          |_|__(_)(_)__////_______|_|/
         __________  (_)(_)
        /         /|
       /_________/ |
       |   __    | |
       |  [__]   | |
       | _    .. | |
       |_________|/

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@


            "MOM! I want this for
                 Christmas!"
                      /
            ________ /________________
           /_____________////________/|
__________ |__   )))     oo )       __| __
jro        / /   oo )    \-/       / /|
          /_/    \o/    // \\     /_/ |
          | |__ // \\  //|_|\\____| | |
          | |__""/\\""""////""____| | |
          |_|__(_)(_)__////_______|_|/
         __________  (_)(_)
        /         /|
       /_________/ |
       |   __    | |
       |  [__]   | |
       | _    .. | |
       |_________|/

********************************************
********************************************


            __________________________
           /_____________////________/|
__________ |__   )))     oo )       __| __
jro        / /   oo )    \-/       / /|
          /_/    \-/    // \\     /_/ |
          | |__ // \\  //|_|\\____| | |
          | |__""/\\""""////""____| | |
          |_|__(_)(_)__////_______|_|/
         __________  (_)(_)
        /         /|
       /_________/ |
       |   __    | |
       |  [__]   | |
       | _    .. | |
       |_________|/

8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888


                "MOM! They're showin'
                 what else I NEED for
                     Christmas!"
                       /
         ///          /
        (\\\)     (((
    _____\_/_____())))________
   |                          |
   |                          |jro


===========================================
===========================================


       "MOM!!! I GOTTA  HAVE THIS
         OTHER COOL THING THEY'RE
           ABBERTISIN' ON TV!!!"
                  .
              \'    ./
           ' .  (((   .
               ( oo '
            ' / \O/ \ '

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          "MOM!!! I REALLY GOTTA
        HAFF ONE OF THESE THINGS!!!"

             '   '. .  .
            \ \'    ./
           ' .  )))    '
            '   oo ) '
            ' / \O/ .\ '

JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO

            __________________________
           /_________________________/|
__________ |__   )))                __| __
jro        / /   oo )              / /|
          /_/    \-/              /_/ |
          | |__ // \\ ____________| | |
          | |__""/\\""____________| | |
          |_|__(_)(_)_____________|_|/
         __________
        /         /|
       /_________/ |
       |   __    | |
       |  [__]   | |
       | _    .. | |
       |_________|/

@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*
@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*

______________________________
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

_____         ______________
     |       |      ||      |
     |       |      ||      |
     |       |______||______|
     |       |      ||      |
   () "Did he fall          |
     | asleep, Joey?"  _____|
     |         \  __________/
     |          \ __((())__
_____|___________|_))o o((_|__
      ////       | ((\o/)) |
      oo )       | /\~*~/\ |
      \-/        |//(_ _)\\|
      /\\       /// \   / \\\
      |//      /_\)_/   \_(/_\
      (/\      | |_/_____\_| |
      \\\\     | |  \ \\ \ | |
     (_)(_)    | |  / // / | |
               |_|_/_//_/__|_|jro
                   \_)\_)

jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro
jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro

______________________________
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

_____         ______________
     |       |      ||      |
     |       |      ||      |
     |                     _|
     |"No way, Mom. I just  |
   ()| coudn't take anymore,
     | so I told him you'd
     |  gone to the store."
     |   /        __((())__
_____|_ / _______|_))o o((_|__
     \\\\        | ((\-/)) |
     ( oo        | /\~*~/\ |
      \o/        |//(_ _)\\|
      //\       /// \   / \\\
      \\|      /_\)_/   \_(/_\
      |||      | |_/_____\_| |
      |||      | |  \ \\ \ | |
     (_)_)     | |  / // / | |
               |_|_/_//_/__|_|jro
                   \_)\_)

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&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&

______________________________
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

_____         ______________
     |       |      ||      |
     |       |      ||      |
     |       |______||______|
     |              ||      |
   ()|     "God bless       |
     |     my firstborn." __|
     |            \     ____/
     |            __((())__
_____|___________|_))- -((_|__
                 | ((\o/)) |
                 | /\~*~/\ |
                 |//(_ _)\\|
                /// \   / \\\
               /_\)_/   \_(/_\
               | |_/_____\_| |
               | |  \ \\ \ | |
               | |  / // / | |
               |_|_/_//_/__|_|jro
                   \_)\_)

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I are bout healed up enuff to make new ones, but I
jus' ain't in the mood right now.  I pray to be
forgived, on account of I is always complainin'
bout folks postin' an ree-postin' the same old
stuff allatime, which I try not to do too much.
Oh well......

                  Be good,
                   JRO

             oglesbee@
                      mail.fullnet.net