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From: John Nunley <nunley@goodnet.com>
Subject: Dust Off Your Funny Bone
Date: 1997/09/30
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 Wong Tu had been living and working in a foreign country for a while
 and had some cash to spare.  Every month he would go to the bank to
 send  the same amount home to his poor relatives, but every month his
 relatives would receive less money.  Eventually he decided to lodge a
 complaint with the bank.

 "I'm really sorry," the bank clerk said,                  .-.
 "it is because of fluctuations."                          |-|
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 Wong Tu.  "Fluctuations," he said.                    |       |\
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 "Well in that case," shouted Wong Tu,                  \     /`
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