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From: leonidas@earthlight.co.nz (Snarkamedes)
Subject: Re: Lemurian cave art
Date: 1997/01/18
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=>> The runes were cast, the portents thundered and then Colin Douthwaite
	 warbled on about "Re: Lemurian cave art" in alt.fan.lemurs <<=


Oh great - here we go again......  :)
 
> And...other pictorial records show that lemurs have always had the 
> custom of drinking a pint of milk a day - provided by the planet's
> greatest benefactors...

Hmmmphh - you're obviously Indian with the respect you show our 'planets
greatest benefactors'.  But then I'm here to slaughter your sacred cows....

>                        __________________________________________________
>                       |                                                  |
>                       |      __________ `-'.  D R I N K A     "Whoooo!"  |
>              _______  |   /| o  o O   o  ___:              <##.  ,_,     |
>             / _____ | |     \ O ____0  /       P I N T A     `# /_0 \    |
>            / /(__) || |      (//W   ||                        #.  / |    |
>   ________/ / |OO| || |      |||    ||         M I L K A      `#.( , \   |
>  |         |-------|| |      ""     ""                         `#/\|^\m  |
> (|         |     -.|| |______________________    D A Y          (_Vm)_   |
>  |  ____   \       ||________||____________  |          ____      ____   |
> /| / __ \   |______||    / __ \   / __ \   | |         / __ \    / __ \  |\
> \|| /  \ |______________| /  \ |_| /  \ |__| |________| /  \ |__| /  \ |_|/
>    | () |                | () |   | () |               | () |    | () |
>     \__/                  \__/     \__/                 \__/      \__/

This is a ruse obviously.  If the driver were to remove his mask and if we
replace the cow design with a bunch of grapes, and then mount a cow detector
on the roof of the cab like so:-

               \        __________________________________________________
            o)-|=/\    |                                                  |
               /|__|   |          __         F R I N K A       "Frink!!"  |
              __/__\_  |        o//                         <##.  ,_,     |
             / _____ | |     _O/|O|           P I N T A       `# /_0 \    |
            / / ,_, || |   o/o-O\oO\                           #.  / |    |
   ________/ / /_O \|| |    o/O/O-o o        B I G  K 'A       `#.( , \   |
  |         |-------|| |    O Oo O                              `#/\|^\m  |
 (|         |     -.|| |______________________  D A Y            (_Vm)_   |
  |  ____   \       ||________||____________  |          ____      ____   |
 /| / __ \   |______||    / __ \   / __ \   | |         / __ \    / __ \  |\
 \|| /  \ |______________| /  \ |_| /  \ |__| |________| /  \ |__| /  \ |_|/
    | () |                | () |   | () |               | () |    | () |
     \__/                  \__/     \__/                 \__/      \__/

It can then be used as an Advanced Terror-Cow Early Warning System.

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     |.|o\  ,##'   Lemurs with Jetpacs: Coming soon to twinkie near you!
   m=/-| | ,#'     
     ( /\/##'        
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