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From: an360084@anon.penet.fi (Capt'n � [the 'net Avenger])
Subject: Re: Request-Insulting Art
Date: 1996/07/20
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Mike,
  Great piece of artwork. My Purple-plumed hat is off to you.

Captain � (the 'net Avenger)
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mike.o'brien@tclbbs.com (Mike O'brien) wrote:

>Hello Vampladee@aol.Com,

>On 14 Jul. 96  19:32 Vampladee@aol.Com (Vampla wrote to All...

> V(> >Hi, I was wondering if anyone has any insulting ASCII art that I can
> V(> >use for flaming "Make Money now" advertisers on the newsgroups.

>Here goes...

>You would not have a clue if it was clue mating season and you stood
>in the middle of a field full of horny clues, smeared yourself with
>clue musk and did the clue mating dance!  Twit!!



>The Great On-line God will punish you for this blasphemy - this heresy!
>You will be afflicted with boils, zits, dandruff and creepy brothers-in-law.
>Your children will shave their heads (especially the girls) and demand
>Power Macs.  Your cat will eat a ball of yarn and have mittens. You
>will learn that you are directly related to both Jesse Helms and Newt
>Gingritch AND both are coming for dinner and a week long visit. Repent!



>      I thought so much of your post that I filed it...


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>Regards,

>-=Mike=-

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> * wsOMR 1.00 [NR] * Tradition is the Enemy of Progress.