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Episode 578
(Aug. 17, 2004)

                        This must have made Fan Boy and Nerd Boy weird,
           ____/_     __ ,  but the label says it's made by Nerd Boy
            \ \  |    ..#   in the future, which is a paradox since
            |  ) |   .|(.       he's "not in hardware" anymore...
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                         *ahem* OH WOE IS ME! HOW SHALL I EVER
           ____/_     __ ,  FIGURE OUT HOW THIS MACHINE WORKS AND
            \ \  |   #..#    SUBSEQUENTLY REVERSE ITS EFFECTS?!
            |  ) |   -)(-
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           ____/_  __
            \ \  |#..
            |  ) |-\\
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                                                  Pardon me.. What are
          ____/_  __                            __ ,  you doing with
           \ \  |#..                            OO$     my machine?
           |  ) |-\\                             )\
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                    Pfft. The universe is       What?
          ____/_  __ ,  too predictable.     __ ,
           \ \  |#..                         OO$
           |  ) |-\\                         .)\.
jg_______ _/_/__|  \> _______________________ || ________________